The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

**Mlarsen** · 08-11-2016, 11:41 AM

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice, (insert name) nice to meet you.

**El Guapo** · 08-13-2016, 01:32 PM

I'm dying, if I weren't married I go out and try some of these.

**Exodus_2pt0** · 08-13-2016, 01:37 PM

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

**Exodus_2pt0** · 08-13-2016, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Todd Black 88

I get yelled at for doing this all the time. It's become my mating call when I need to get some ass from the Mrs.

**15Michaeljoseph** · 08-17-2016, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Too much? Tried it in my Wife.... no dice.

'No dice', eh? ;)

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