The Official " Pick-Up Lines " Thread

[BECKSTER]

Lets hear those pick-up lines gentlemen.

[flyboyx]

if you were a booger, i'd pick you.

/thread

[AllydNYC]

if you were a booger, i'd pick you.

/thread

[BECKSTER]

The one that works the most for me is .

"excuse me , do you have the time?"
She replies yes and gives me the time.

And I say "no , the time to give me your number."

[UlrichFennec]

That's a great outfit.

You know what'd make it look even better? If it were on my floor next to mine.

[MF DOOM]

A few years back this broad got my number and starts texting me. Once I found out who it was (I wasnt interested at all) I sent this:

"Ay girl, let me dig in them guts"

Now the only acceptable response to this is an ass chewing or perhaps no response at all. But no.. This bitch says, "okay :)"

I did not reply.

[slammin.e28]

OMG this thread.....thank you.

[CENTURION]

I point and say "oh my gosh what's that!?" she freaks out and says "what what?"
I say
"my finger"
hue hue hue

worked every time.

Nah! just kidding

[TimeMachinE30]

They come to me...

[acolella76]

"Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I would be in jail"

And my personal favorite:

"How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth? "

[Dozyproductions]

Chuck Norris doesn't use pick up lines, he just says, "now".

[stonea]

Butt stuff?

[BECKSTER]

OMG this thread.....thank you.

I'm glad I could make you happy.

[ST1G]

I say a photo of the girl you made bang to must be posted in conjunction with the pickup line.

These work for me every time.

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

"I can be your asset, you be my owner’s equity, & together we’ll fight off these expenses."

"Want to swap liquid assets?"

[BECKSTER]

"Your hot assets are making me want to form a partnership."

I think this tops the list, you are a pro.