Der Affe

[Pantless Spency]

haven't seen der affe post in a very long time.... last i recall i remember him having an incident where he was burned very badly and last i recall he was on a very long road recovering from his accident.

has anyone heard from him or is he MIA completely?

[lambo]

haven't seen der affe post in a very long time.... last i recall i remember him having an incident where he was burned very badly and last i recall he was on a very long road recovering from his accident.

has anyone heard from him or is he MIA completely?

that happened a long time ago iirc

[kickinindian]

Damn now to go read r3v sex stories again...

[Pantless Spency]

that happened a long time ago iirc

Yeah like 2012 or 2013.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Him and Einhander.

I hope Einhander didn't get taken out by some cab driver in China.

[deutschman]

I was wondering where Der Affe was the other day as well. Last time I saw him on here was maybe a year or so ago when I bought a m20 stroker crank spacer off of him.

[Stanley Rockafella]

I miss Einhandy. Him and Herbivor, cool dudes

[Exodus_2pt0]

Der Affe last logged in in October, so there's that.

[JasonC]

He posted up on Facebook or Instagram not to long ago.

[slammin.e28]

Last I remember was a thing with him and that Sparkles? chick....then him was gone.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Yea things got weird around here with that shit.

I mean, weirder than normal. Don't look at either of their member pages.

[Dj Buttchug]

RIP for my homies

[flyboyx]

Last I remember was a thing with him and that Sparkles? chick....then him was gone.

Wasn't it "red fox".

[Exodus_2pt0]

Originally Sparkles until she realized there was already another Sparkles who had been here longer, so she changed her name.

And that leads to LostSoul, who's been dark for a while.

But fuck all that, while trying to remember LostSouls username I searched Google for "location your sister site:www.r3vlimited.com", since for some reason I member that as her location.

That's when I stumbled across this fucking amazing thread. First result to boot!

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.phpt=171777

Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked…

Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s effed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my Mom’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don’t want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought she was so effing beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy ish went down and I had to leave home. (My mom’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to eff her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn’t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister’s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying that I’m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was effed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I’ve ever effing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

[Dozyproductions]

wow, was judging right till the end.