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    #46
    But I drive an E34 M5. Its almost 80s...
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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      #47
      first, make sure she doesnt smeel like genital warts, cause that would be a bummer, and second of all, pump her butt.

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        #48
        Originally posted by b*saint View Post
        What should I say first?
        "Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

        -Charlie
        Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
        '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
        FYYFF

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          #49
          Originally posted by Charlie View Post
          "Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

          -Charlie
          Say that and she will melt in your hand.....;)
          Originally posted by cabriodster87
          "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
          Originally posted by Kershaw
          i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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            #50
            Haha, I dont drive my dad's old car unless M5's are made by GM.
            Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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              #51
              b*saint is my idol

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                #52
                haha "pooper" FTW

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                  #53
                  You are retarted..... sell the e34 and get an e28.......
                  then grow some balls you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles! Ask her if she wants to get a microbrew then polish your knob.... that always worked for me.
                  Yours truly,
                  Rich
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                  Originally posted by Rigmaster
                  you kids get off my lawn.....

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                    #54
                    This is what you say: "Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?". Then when she says no you say: "What, you don't like pizza?".

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                      #55
                      Hell yea. So I got her to get me lunch, got her number, and it turns out her boyfriend still lives in Flordia. How sweet is that? Thanks for all the advice guys.
                      Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                        #56
                        so you didnt do er

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by b*saint View Post
                          Hell yea. So I got her to get me lunch, got her number, and it turns out her boyfriend still lives in Flordia. How sweet is that? Thanks for all the advice guys.
                          She will cheat on him, trust me, just make sure its you she cheats with.
                          Im now E30less.
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                            #58
                            Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
                            She will cheat on him, trust me, just make sure its you she cheats with.
                            Spoken like a true college/uni boy. I technically have a girlfriend, but that's not stopping me from having fun. Relationships at school SUCK.


                            Keep it slideways!!

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                              #59
                              No relationships across schools suck. Who knows wtf is going on in your girl's dorm at nights....
                              Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by b*saint View Post
                                No relationships across schools suck. Who knows wtf is going on in your girl's dorm at nights....
                                gangbangs!
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