A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

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  • b*saint
    No R3VLimiter
    • May 2006
    • 3794
    #46
    But I drive an E34 M5. Its almost 80s...
    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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      • McCoolidge
        Wrencher
        • Aug 2006
        • 226
        #47
        first, make sure she doesnt smeel like genital warts, cause that would be a bummer, and second of all, pump her butt.

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          • Charlie
            kid tested, administrator approved
            • Oct 2003
            • 6686
            #48
            Originally posted by b*saint
            What should I say first?
            "Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

            -Charlie
            Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
            '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
            FYYFF

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              • Mike325
                No R3VLimiter
                • Mar 2006
                • 3685
                #49
                Originally posted by Charlie
                "Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

                -Charlie
                Say that and she will melt in your hand.....;)
                Originally posted by cabriodster87
                "Honey? What color is this wire? Is it the same as that one? Are you sure? I don't believe it. OK, it works. Thank you sweetie."
                Originally posted by Kershaw
                i've got a boner and a desire to speed.

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                  • b*saint
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • May 2006
                    • 3794
                    #50
                    Haha, I dont drive my dad's old car unless M5's are made by GM.
                    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                      • h0lmes
                        #51
                        b*saint is my idol

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                          • Diablo
                            Noobie
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 30
                            #52
                            haha "pooper" FTW

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                              • delatlanta1281
                                Dart Master
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 10317
                                #53
                                You are retarted..... sell the e34 and get an e28.......
                                then grow some balls you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles! Ask her if she wants to get a microbrew then polish your knob.... that always worked for me.
                                Yours truly,
                                Rich
                                sigpic
                                Originally posted by Rigmaster
                                you kids get off my lawn.....

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                                  • h0lmes
                                    #54
                                    This is what you say: "Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?". Then when she says no you say: "What, you don't like pizza?".

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                                      • b*saint
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • May 2006
                                        • 3794
                                        #55
                                        Hell yea. So I got her to get me lunch, got her number, and it turns out her boyfriend still lives in Flordia. How sweet is that? Thanks for all the advice guys.
                                        Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                                          • TOAST
                                            Grease Monkey
                                            • Jan 2006
                                            • 316
                                            #56
                                            so you didnt do er

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                                              • Ryan Stewart
                                                I Love Miatas
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 8978
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by b*saint
                                                Hell yea. So I got her to get me lunch, got her number, and it turns out her boyfriend still lives in Flordia. How sweet is that? Thanks for all the advice guys.
                                                She will cheat on him, trust me, just make sure its you she cheats with.
                                                Im now E30less.
                                                sigpic

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                                                  • Axxe
                                                    No R3VLimiter
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 3355
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                                                    She will cheat on him, trust me, just make sure its you she cheats with.
                                                    Spoken like a true college/uni boy. I technically have a girlfriend, but that's not stopping me from having fun. Relationships at school SUCK.


                                                    Keep it slideways!!

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                                                      • b*saint
                                                        No R3VLimiter
                                                        • May 2006
                                                        • 3794
                                                        #59
                                                        No relationships across schools suck. Who knows wtf is going on in your girl's dorm at nights....
                                                        Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                                                          • DEV0 E30
                                                            R3V OG
                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 8816
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by b*saint
                                                            No relationships across schools suck. Who knows wtf is going on in your girl's dorm at nights....
                                                            gangbangs!
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