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  • decay
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 5637
    #46


    i think my dick is pretty dapper, personally.
    past:
    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
    1985 323i baur
    current:
    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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      • Levy3Poop
        E30 Addict
        • Apr 2017
        • 528
        #47
        Originally posted by decay


        i think my dick is pretty dapper, personally.
        I'm not gay, but that's a beautiful dick you have there. Mad jelly bro

        Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

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          • supermansocks95
            Mod Crazy
            • Feb 2016
            • 756
            #48
            This dick likes to go fast, like jackrabbit style, but for long periods of time. Women suitable for this dick need to be able to take a real pounding.
            Attached Files
            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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              • 2mAn
                Señior Mod
                • Aug 2010
                • 20129
                #49
                My dick lies and cheats, but always gets what he wants

                Simon
                Current Cars:
                -1966 Lotus Elan
                -1986 German Car
                -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                  • Levy3Poop
                    E30 Addict
                    • Apr 2017
                    • 528
                    #50
                    Originally posted by 2mAn
                    My dick lies and cheats, but always gets what he wants

                    I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.

                    Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

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                      • 2mAn
                        Señior Mod
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 20129
                        #51
                        Originally posted by Levy3Poop
                        I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.
                        FAIL

                        forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
                        Simon
                        Current Cars:
                        -1966 Lotus Elan
                        -1986 German Car
                        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                          • Levy3Poop
                            E30 Addict
                            • Apr 2017
                            • 528
                            #52
                            Originally posted by 2mAn
                            FAIL

                            forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
                            You're dead to me.

                            Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

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                              • flyboyx
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 8371
                                #53
                                Originally posted by Levy3Poop
                                I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.

                                Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
                                Originally posted by 2mAn
                                FAIL

                                forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
                                Originally posted by Levy3Poop
                                You're dead to me.

                                Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

                                this thought crossed my mind too. i have to admit you may have lost a few style points simon, but in spite of this little slip up, you are still my bud.
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                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                  • agent
                                    Vice Grand Pubaa
                                    • Mar 2010
                                    • 7960
                                    #54
                                    My Dick is king.

                                    Originally posted by kronus
                                    would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                                      • MrBurgundy
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Mar 2012
                                        • 5304
                                        #55


                                        My dick brings all the boys to the yard


                                        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
                                        Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                                          • 2mAn
                                            Señior Mod
                                            • Aug 2010
                                            • 20129
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                                            this thought crossed my mind too. i have to admit you may have lost a few style points simon, but in spite of this little slip up, you are still my bud.
                                            I should put myself on timeout
                                            Simon
                                            Current Cars:
                                            -1966 Lotus Elan
                                            -1986 German Car
                                            -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                                            Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                                              • ThatOneEuroE30
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Dec 2013
                                                • 8626
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by 2mAn
                                                I should put myself on timeout


                                                When did you become a mod?


                                                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                                                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                                                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                                                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                                                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                                                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                                                  • decay
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 5637
                                                    #58
                                                    this is perhaps the most successful thread derail i've ever executed.

                                                    welcome to r3v, OP.
                                                    past:
                                                    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                                                    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                                                    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                                                    1985 323i baur
                                                    current:
                                                    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                                                      • 2mAn
                                                        Señior Mod
                                                        • Aug 2010
                                                        • 20129
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30
                                                        When did you become a mod?
                                                        before this gaffe... I might lose this privilege now
                                                        Simon
                                                        Current Cars:
                                                        -1966 Lotus Elan
                                                        -1986 German Car
                                                        -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

                                                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                                                          • decay
                                                            R3V Elite
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 5637
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by 2mAn
                                                            before this gaffe... I might lose this privilege now
                                                            let me take your benz to reno and do donuts in the snow and all is forgiven.
                                                            past:
                                                            1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                                                            1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                                                            1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                                                            1985 323i baur
                                                            current:
                                                            1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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