This Is Pictures.

[trackjunkie21]

[JTDay]

SO FUNNY!!!! so much LOL~!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Jand3rson]

Not nearly, NEARLY as good of a poop story as this one:

http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

Or of course, there's always Tucker Max:

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/

[blackhawkimpact]

I had some similar situations, if not, better.... or worse? However you look at it.

[chadthestampede]

I don't believe most of the shit tucker max writes.

[Kershaw]

I don't believe most of the shit the internet writes.

ftfy.

[mechdonald]

Not nearly, NEARLY as good of a poop story as this one:

http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm

Or of course, there's always Tucker Max:

http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tuc...oes-not-ensue/

This one is pretty good too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVN6PRhReU

[TexasTerp]

[Joe G]

^lols. Was just thinking i need to do some grooming before my date tonight.

[TexasTerp]

^lols. Was just thinking i need to do some grooming before my date tonight.

I'm in a similar boat! So much actual work to do before tomorrow night though

[Joe G]

Im swamped. Ive gotta get flowers,champagne, clean my place, manscape, got to the bank, have a test today, do my homework, and find a gift/romantic shit all before 7pm tonight.

FAWK

[MikeDE]

Something simial happened to me too when I was 8 yrs old.

My parents went to chit chat with the owners of the house they were preparing to buy. Naturally, they took us along because you can't be leaving an 8yr old and a 6yr old(sister) at home, alone.

We arrived and I can't remember anything that was discussed, but what I do remember is the bubbling in my belly and what followed. I asked to use the bathroom, and was directed to the top of the stairs(the bathroom that I would use for the next 10yrs). The yellow, 50's style, 1x1" tyling still haunts me. So I sit down and out it comes, some of the most vile matter that I thing has ever exited my body(def top-10 material to this day). It took only a few minutes to take care of business but about 20mins for me to 'relax + recoop' enough to want to get up. I try the handle but all i get is a jingle, the chain was broken(i'm 8, I know shit about toilets). I was scared to call my dad upstairs to aid me in this situation. So I gambled hard and left it there, to surprise and asphyxiate the next person in the bathroom, most likely one of the two daughters(JHS age probably) of the owner. I had opened the window( in the dead of winter) so the smell wouldn't permeate into the hallway and alert the occupants.

So I walked back downstairs unnoticed as I remember it. I think I was sweating from every pore in my body as I nonchalantly asked when we were leaving. Luckily 10min later we were underway. I never saw anyone that lived in that house afterwards, and for that, I was rather thankful for that. My Parents did buy the house and whenever I 'used' that bathroom , I had to think about my first time.

[Deltron Dirty30]

[Roysneon]

You a baller, son.

[Kershaw]

motherfuckin win on that computer chair.