That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

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  • AndrewBird
    The Mad Scientist
    • Oct 2003
    • 11892

    #1

    That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

    I want one:

  • doucy2
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2006
    • 1311

    #2
    $1200 forget that

    you can get your normal cheepo swiss army 8 function knife at k-mart for $1

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    • BimmerToad
      E30 Mastermind
      • Sep 2004
      • 1537

      #3
      I dunno, it's missing a few features ...
      San Diego BMW repair -> Jake @ www.littlecarshop.com Great guy :up:

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      • imsotyerred
        R3VLimited
        • Oct 2005
        • 2529

        #4
        they count a "second Key ring" as the 85th feature? what a rip
        BRUTE

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #5
          That's just plain retarded. How would you even carry it? From your belt loop like it says? You rip off the belt loop, the damn thing weighs 2 pounds! It should come with a backpack. Although I guess if you were cool enough to be carrying one of those around, you could wear a fanny pack.

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          • Axxe
            No R3VLimiter
            • Aug 2004
            • 3355

            #6
            2 lbs 11 ounces. Might as well say 3 lbs. Useless.


            Keep it slideways!!

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            • AndrewBird
              The Mad Scientist
              • Oct 2003
              • 11892

              #7
              It's obviously a collectors knife. You would never use it. Hell, I wouldn't even use a normal sized one. It's just so you can say "I own the largest Swiss Army knife on the planet." It's novelty.

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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587

                #8
                Originally posted by NitroRustlerDriver
                It's obviously a collectors knife. You would never use it. Hell, I wouldn't even use a normal sized one. It's just so you can say "I own the largest Swiss Army knife on the planet." It's novelty.
                I figured as much, but god damn.

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                • MikeE30325i
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 2356

                  #9
                  that was a wierd as knife. well i guess you couldnt really classify it as a knife, more like a huge chunk of metal items.

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                  • cheades
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 632

                    #10
                    Does it come with a trailer to haul it around with?

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                    • silverfbimmer
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 309

                      #11
                      I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. Even if you owned it you would need a manual to find the right tool you are looking for....

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                      • StereoInstaller1
                        GAS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22679

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Eurospeed
                        That's just plain retarded.
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                        • MattE30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 1520

                          #13
                          The thread title made me think of one of the worst movies I've seen in a while: Wolf Creek.

                          97 Cosmos M3

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                          • James Crivellone
                            Head Janitor
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 6298

                            #14
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                            • KangamangusDriver
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 1870

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Eurospeed
                              That's just plain retarded. How would you even carry it? From your belt loop like it says? You rip off the belt loop, the damn thing weighs 2 pounds! It should come with a backpack. Although I guess if you were cool enough to be carrying one of those around, you could wear a fanny pack.
                              Hahahah

                              Fanny pack with a swiss army knife FTW!!!!!!!!!!

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