That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

[AndrewBird]

I want one:

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/whatsnew/306bf29f7c14d010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html

[doucy2]

$1200 forget that

you can get your normal cheepo swiss army 8 function knife at k-mart for $1

[BimmerToad]

I dunno, it's missing a few features ...

[imsotyerred]

they count a "second Key ring" as the 85th feature? what a rip

[Jand3rson]

That's just plain retarded. How would you even carry it? From your belt loop like it says? You rip off the belt loop, the damn thing weighs 2 pounds! It should come with a backpack. Although I guess if you were cool enough to be carrying one of those around, you could wear a fanny pack.

[Axxe]

2 lbs 11 ounces. Might as well say 3 lbs. Useless.

[AndrewBird]

It's obviously a collectors knife. You would never use it. Hell, I wouldn't even use a normal sized one. It's just so you can say "I own the largest Swiss Army knife on the planet." It's novelty.

[Jand3rson]

It's obviously a collectors knife. You would never use it. Hell, I wouldn't even use a normal sized one. It's just so you can say "I own the largest Swiss Army knife on the planet." It's novelty.

I figured as much, but god damn.

[MikeE30325i]

that was a wierd as knife. well i guess you couldnt really classify it as a knife, more like a huge chunk of metal items.

[cheades]

Does it come with a trailer to haul it around with?

[silverfbimmer]

I thought this was a joke when I first saw it. Even if you owned it you would need a manual to find the right tool you are looking for....

[StereoInstaller1]

That's just plain retarded.

X∞

[MattE30]

The thread title made me think of one of the worst movies I've seen in a while: Wolf Creek.

[James Crivellone]

Budget Shoppers Rejoice!!!! Its cheaper on ThinkGeek!!!!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/8b97/

[KangamangusDriver]

That's just plain retarded. How would you even carry it? From your belt loop like it says? You rip off the belt loop, the damn thing weighs 2 pounds! It should come with a backpack. Although I guess if you were cool enough to be carrying one of those around, you could wear a fanny pack.

Hahahah

Fanny pack with a swiss army knife FTW!!!!!!!!!!