Dead Chinchilla wtf?

[Apex381]

Well my day was crrazy fucked up. It was going fine untill my Girlfriend calls me and tell me her Chinchilla (which is 7) is acting weird and sick and she wants me to take it to the vet... fine, its a big rat and its mean so I dont really understand why you would want to take it to the vet. But I love her and long accepted her quirks. Meanwhile my parents show up at my apt and tell me they are surprising me by puting new tires on my car and getting it painted for my birthday (my Dad says he has a buddy who owes him a favor so he's painting my car). No big deal I hand him them the keys and they take my car. I'll just make due on my road bike for the next week and it will be good for me. So I call my GF to tell her that I cant take it to the vet anymore because I dont have a car and cant put it on my bike. Its about 5 now and she gets off of work anyways so she can doctor it. I have a class from 5-10pm so I go to class. She calls me in the middle of class Crying to tell me its dead. So there goes the rest of my night comforting her and disposing of one ex-chinchilla. She insists on taking it to get disposed of at an after hours vet clinic. Get this, they want 50 dollars! 50 dollars! to get rid of the thing!!! Good god, I tell her I can bury it in the park in a nice shoe box for 50 bucks... so my nights a loss, I've got a paper due at 12 tomorrow, I missed class, and 1 mad/sad woman,

I had to vent

but hey at least the e30 is getting new tires and paint.

[asubimmer]

dang beau crazy stuff!

[AppState325]

buy her a Lemur

[asubimmer]

lol how bout a camel?

[benDASHDASH]

the vet clinic will most liekly bag the rat and burn it. just use it to fertilize her flower bed

[AppState325]

or a Wallabee

[Apex381]

the vet clinic will most liekly bag the rat and burn it. just use it to fertilize her flower bed

yeah this is exactly what I told her, I still cant believe they charge 50 bucks for it though

[Mastrcruse]

the vet clinic will most liekly bag the rat and burn it. just use it to fertilize her flower bed

Tell your GF after it starts growing good and tell her the chinchilla help you give her a beautiful garden, flower bed. See how fast you get dropped haha

[Simon S]

such is life

you are not alone.

drink beer.

.

[KangamangusDriver]

I once had sex with a girl named Chilla

[parkerbink]

Sorry for your troubles, congrats on the paint/tires.

I paid 200.00 in 2002 to dispose of my dog that died from drinking antifreeze. Why the hell is antifreeze a super poison? Per the vet there is no antidote.

[Apex381]

hmm I thought they could do something. 200 bucks YIKES! That makes me feel better about 50. The best part was when we walked into the after-hours vet place with the Chinchilla in a box and the woman behind the counter say "awwwww is this the little Chinchilla" and my Girl give her the look of death and says, "it WAS a chinchilla"

[s0urce]

I once had sex with a girl named Chilla

All you need to do now is cum on her "chin".

[Iain]

or a Wallabee

Spelt Wallaby.

Pronounced Waaa-laaaa-beeeeee

[bwanac]

Chinchillas are awesome!


I choose you Pikachu!