Rant from your mechanic

[NC325iC]

first off lol at edjucated

second: to the dumbass that brings his truck in for its first 3000 mile oil change at ~9000 miles and complains about low oil pressure... dumbass

[KangamangusDriver]

Here we go:

To all the people with coupons and discounts. I had this indian come in and I gave him $90.00 off. Still not good enough, the fu-kr asked for a damn coupon. I almost punched him in the head. It must be the indian culture.
Now wherever I go, grocery store, quick-e-mart I always ask for a coupon or discount.

To the guy with a rattle that is only heard in his left ear from the b-pillar.
So you go on a test ride sitting in the back seat like a moron.
All of a sudden out of no where he starts yelling, DO YOU HEAR IT? DO YOU??
Sir, I dont hear a damn thing. But its right there, occurs only when im going 46mph.

To the guy who has an oil sludge problem at 95,000 miles in his turbo motor.
Sir, can I view all the oil change recipts and try to get this covered under warranty. 95,000/5,000=19 recipts?
Well this guy only has 9 recipts. 95,000/9=10,555
No wonder why you have an oil sludge problem.

[FredK]

No wonder why you have an oil sludge problem.

Shoulda used Castrol GTX. :D j/k