Well, I've survived being sliced open like a fish

[TwoJ's]

Sounds like you had it a bit worse than I did. Did they insert a mesh screen to prevent future ones? They did for me. It's kind of weird that I've got a metal screen iin front of my abdomen wall.

[Dave]

They weren't able to do it using that method, they had to make a larger incision and go in a different way. The condition and severity of my case made it so they couldn't do it with the scope and the little incisions.

Translation: Josh is now hoping his Dr. didn't graduate at the back of his class from the University of Trinidad and Tobago. He's afraid that it was either that, or a Surgeon motivated to choose a lengthier procedure so that he could look at Josh's naughty bits for a longer time.