What The ??? Part 3

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  • Dave
    E30 RAT
    • Nov 2003
    • 11675

    #16
    I have an awesome set of grilles I could send you to put on it . . .
    Current Cars
    2014 M235i
    2009 R56 Cooper S
    1998 M3
    1997 M3

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    • Mtriple
      No R3VLimiter
      • Dec 2003
      • 3139

      #17
      Originally posted by Eurospeed
      I don't have a problem with blunt, so the only thing I would want to do in the presence of blunt's car is rub myself against it in a very inappropriate manner.
      So you want me to jerk off on his car?
      Originally posted by Simon S
      When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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      • Mtriple
        No R3VLimiter
        • Dec 2003
        • 3139

        #18
        Originally posted by DaveCN
        I have an awesome set of grilles I could send you to put on it . . .
        If its anything like your sig, I would gladly pay for shipping.
        Originally posted by Simon S
        When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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        • FredK
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 14740

          #19
          pic of stainless steel shift knob pinched between male buttocks

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          • hugh jass
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2003
            • 2220

            #20
            I don't think I want to see superduperbobbycooper's buttocks
            ______________________
            ex-Chief Operating Officer
            Blunt Tech Industries
            West Coast and Pacific Rim

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            • FredK
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2003
              • 14740

              #21
              Mtriple is such a baller he will hire a male ass model to pinch the shift knob between a chiseled pair of male buttocks. Hell he bought M3 front strut assemblies from the dealer.

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              • Jand3rson
                Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 37587

                #22
                Originally posted by hugh jass
                I don't think I want to see superduperbobbycooper's buttocks
                Seconded. Mtriple, do whatever you deem appropriate, I trust your judgement.

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                • hugh jass
                  R3VLimited
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 2220

                  #23
                  Originally posted by FredK
                  Mtriple is such a baller he will hire a male ass model to pinch the shift knob between a chiseled pair of male buttocks. Hell he bought M3 front strut assemblies from the dealer.
                  Mtriple is so loaded he sells cars at a loss before he even buys them. He just gives the buyer a stack of hundreds and slaps them in the face.
                  ______________________
                  ex-Chief Operating Officer
                  Blunt Tech Industries
                  West Coast and Pacific Rim

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                  • Mtriple
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 3139

                    #24
                    Originally posted by hugh jass
                    I don't think I want to see superduperbobbycooper's buttocks
                    Even I dont want to see my own buttocks...
                    Originally posted by Simon S
                    When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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                    • DarkWing6
                      Moderator
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7144

                      #25
                      You could do what has been done to Criv's car many times over and draw swasticas all over it with Sharpie in areas that are rarely or never seen.

                      I'm sure James has at least 10 on there now. :D
                      sigpic

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                      • DEV0 E30
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 8809

                        #26
                        Urine on the tires (have your man's best friend or yourself do it) then roll it out and let it cook in the sun. Or you know what belongs on the hood, smeared of course.

                        Sorry Steve, but it has to be done.
                        Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                        • delatlanta1281
                          Dart Master
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 10317

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Eurospeed
                          I'm not going to lock this, and neither is anyone else. I went ballistic last night on the people that deserved it, and they know who they are.

                          Now quit being emo little bitches and get back to posting about our crappy cars. :D
                          Crappy es.
                          Yours truly,
                          Rich
                          sigpic
                          Originally posted by Rigmaster
                          you kids get off my lawn.....

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                          • PiercedE30
                            R3V Elite
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 4220

                            #28
                            Originally posted by hugh jass
                            Mtriple is so loaded he sells cars at a loss before he even buys them. He just gives the buyer a stack of hundreds and slaps them in the face.
                            Mtriple is such a pimp hoes don't give him money to keep from slapping them, they pay him to slap them.


                            Oh and go a head and get some ghey flower stickers for the windows.
                            My 2.9L Build!

                            Originally posted by Ernest Hemingway
                            There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

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                            • Jand3rson
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 37587

                              #29
                              Mtriple is such a badass that when he jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Mtriple.

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                              • Mtriple
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3139

                                #30
                                Wow, this thread took a turn for the worse...
                                Originally posted by Simon S
                                When a dream is a dream for too long - it becomes a fantasy..

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