Saw the most emo emo-kid ever at Wal-Mart today (LONG)

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by E30_pilot

Location: Safeway parking lot
emo/goths(i dont kno the difference): a group of them...about 4..15-17ish 3male 1female....but its the one wit usual tyte jeans..vans shoes...taller than me...that matters in this story.

Story:

I'm coming out of safeway with my bag of fresh baked french bread...i kno..mmm bread..Than see the group of emo/goth kids lookin at my rear bumper and pointin..
I have a sticker that says...I love drifting...anyways...as i get closer(about 5 parking spaces away) i can hear than chat-chit(yea i flip that shit..)...i was thinkin if any of them messes wit my car im gonna punch them in the mouth...than one of them says...well i hate driftin and i hate u and as his done..he spits on my trunk..and...now...i kno u guys are laughin cuz u kno its ON!!

I speed up.....and as soon as i reach my car and they see me the fall
dead still like some turkeys in the rain...and i look at the spitter and he looks like his about to cry and piss in his pants(maybe he did idk)and i say to him..well drifting hates u..and some how my right fist comes flyin into his chin...he falls...his groupies pick him up and run...i get in my car..and enjoy my bread...

This story is as made up as a 6 year old kid would about his first bee sting about how hit flew in the window and stung him on his arm, but there is no mark, but it hurts, and I don't know where the bee went, but a bee bit me on my bottom and now my bottom is big.

**Ryan Stewart** · 12-13-2006, 06:41 PM

English pwns E30_pilot.

I know asians with downs that are easier to understand than him.

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Ryan Stewart

I know asians with downs that are easier to understand than him.

**Dave** · 12-13-2006, 06:54 PM

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 06:55 PM

wow thats a FUPA

**LINUS** · 12-13-2006, 07:28 PM

I don't know what FUPA means, but the heffer in the pic has her kid on a leash - poor kid is going to grow up one day and put his mom in a nasty retirement home (the kind that smell like piss when you walk in the door) for payback.

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by LINUS

I don't know what FUPA means, but the heffer in the pic has her kid on a leash - poor kid is going to grow up one day and put his mom in a nasty retirement home (the kind that smell like piss when you walk in the door) for payback.

FUPA = Fat Upper waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles Area

Just look at the pic

**LINUS** · 12-13-2006, 07:33 PM

Woah. No kidding. That IS some serious FUPA then.

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 07:35 PM

Here is a good picture lesson.

FUPA Hunter

http://fupahunter.blogspot.com/

What it a FUPA? A FUPA is a Man or a Woman so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of soft fatty waste. Often sighted at work, the food court at the mall and Walmart, they can be spotted in families, or occasionally traveling in groups called 'schwaggles'.

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 07:35 PM

Not a FUPA but still cool.

**Dave** · 12-13-2006, 07:40 PM

I just puked a little . . .

**BimmerToad** · 12-13-2006, 07:40 PM

Originally posted by DaveCN

It almost looks like a 3rd saggy tit

**trent** · 12-13-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by trent

Not a FUPA but still cool.

**Charlie** · 12-13-2006, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by trent

Not a FUPA but still cool.

**Dave** · 12-13-2006, 07:52 PM

Is that KDZROK?

Saw the most emo emo-kid ever at Wal-Mart today (LONG)

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