It's BluntBay....and LINUSpay.
Failure to keep these correct will result in the 'accidental' release of your SS# and birthdate to everyone in your address book and anyone receiving an email notification of a transaction with LINUSpay.
Your percentage fee for transactions will triple except when taking payments on the night of a blue moon.
The only exceptions to the aforementioned penalties will be to those who have Blunt approved full lips and minimal gag reflex. No other exceptions apply. Blunt has final say on approved individuals.
Failure to comply will result in the immediate temination of all accounts, the dispatch of a 'fixing' team to your residence, and the probability that you will become the latest resident of the storage locker in Blunt's basement, and being re-clothed in latex and renamed 'Gimp' - or any other appropriate name the Blunt business entity deems correct.
Thank you for your compliance.
-The management team of BluntBay / LINUSpay LLC.
Failure to keep these correct will result in the 'accidental' release of your SS# and birthdate to everyone in your address book and anyone receiving an email notification of a transaction with LINUSpay.
Your percentage fee for transactions will triple except when taking payments on the night of a blue moon.
The only exceptions to the aforementioned penalties will be to those who have Blunt approved full lips and minimal gag reflex. No other exceptions apply. Blunt has final say on approved individuals.
Failure to comply will result in the immediate temination of all accounts, the dispatch of a 'fixing' team to your residence, and the probability that you will become the latest resident of the storage locker in Blunt's basement, and being re-clothed in latex and renamed 'Gimp' - or any other appropriate name the Blunt business entity deems correct.
Thank you for your compliance.
-The management team of BluntBay / LINUSpay LLC.


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