any of you guys have people at your gym you make stuff up about?

[Mike325]

There are a few hot girls in my gym, but not many and they all are usually in the cardio room. I am in the weight room 90% of the time. I can't wait for the gym to renovate this spring. Then the cardio and weight room will be one. Now all the hot girls can see me lifting them mad weights and be like "oh snap".

Nice:-D

[backtrail69]

When I go to the University Rec. Center...it is like heaven. Hot slimmies in very little clothing. University Gym FTMFW!

[mtechnik]

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low.



after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting

YUCK!!

[ldsbeaker]

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

ahhh.. the benjo ditches. memories.

our gym is small. I use the treadmill. I sweat a bit. that is all.

[Dave]

There is a guy that used to come to my gym who we dubbed "Mr. Sweat". He would, I kid not, leave puddles of sweat under the bikes after he rode them.

What was worse, he carried a towel with him to wipe up his sweat, and he used that same towel to wipe off the machines after he used them. It would be drenched within the first five minutes he was there.

THank god for the sanitizer and paper towels.

[Digitalwave]

my favorite people in the locker room are the middle aged masters swimmers who talk about their 'adult swin team' like it's the fucking olympics, and loud enough so that everyone hears them.

Pretty much any swimmer older than 25 is annoying.

The only people that annoy me at the gyms are the people that go there to socialize and not work out.

[blunttech]

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low. after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting

[hugh jass]

That's right many people don't admit staring at others at the gym :D

a. There's this guy that's always singing and kinda wants peolpe to ask "What song is that?" which they in turn do. He can sing..just not American Idol quality.

b. A veryyyyyy slender lady who's always working out hard and shape doesnt get any buffer.

c. A guy who has this apparent excema or smth type of skin condition who sits butt naked on the bench in the locker room. While others use a towel at least. Not discriminating but yeah...............

my favorite people in the locker room are the middle aged masters swimmers who talk about their 'adult swin team' like it's the fucking olympics, and loud enough so that everyone hears them.

[blunttech]

your father could say the same to you...

my father had more class than i do. he couldnt say the same

[mtechnik]

That's right many people don't admit staring at others at the gym :D

a. There's this guy that's always singing and kinda wants peolpe to ask "What song is that?" which they in turn do. He can sing..just not American Idol quality.

b. A veryyyyyy slender lady who's always working out hard and shape doesnt get any buffer.

c. A guy who has this apparent excema or smth type of skin condition who sits butt naked on the bench in the locker room. While others use a towel at least. Not discriminating but yeah...............

[Mot]

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

your father could say the same to you...

[Jean]

Im too busy doing one of two things to notice:

a. working out, if you are trying hard enough you are focused.

b. checking out some hot chick. There might be characters at my gym but unless they are also hot chicks they look something like wallpaper to me.

+1

[skuyler]

i'm sure he's at every gym, but there's always "naked old dude that loves stretching"

[Mtriple]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[blunttech]

that's ok. blunt lashes out because he's stuck in his house all day wearing a robe with curlers in his hair.
oh, and guess who that is in my avatar? that's right, blunt was once in our armed forces protecting our nation from hookers in thailand!

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.