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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    TV censorship cracks me up

    So my wife is gone today doing some Girl Scout event, I'm home with the kid, she's taking a nap, and I'm watching Casino on USA. I'm putting up with the standard dub of silly words like "freakin" in place of "fucking" and so forth, when it gets to the scene where after Sam has said in an interview that he's the boss of the Tangiers, Country Commision Ward is talking to the 2 guys at the gaming comission office, and asking them if Sam has even filed for his gamin license. The 2 guys say they don't know and they'll have to check.

    Now in the movie (unedited), Ward says "And can you check kinda closely? Because we might have to kick a kike's ass outta town."

    In the edited USA version, Ward says "And can you check kinda closely? Because we might have to kick a kike's *butt* outta town."

    Now this doesn't make me mad, quite the opposite in fact, I just about died laughing. They can say "kike" on TV, but they can't say "ass"?

    :rofl:
  • WillisE30
    E30 Modder
    • Jan 2007
    • 831

    #2
    Ah the ridiculous nature of what is acceptable and what isn't. I'm a fairly conservative guy politically but I can't believe that the FCC under it's current leadership is as draconian as it is. SAD.
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    • backtrail69
      R3V Elite
      • Jul 2005
      • 4471

      #3
      I hate all the PC BS that goes on in this world. Apparently it is offensive to use the word "Oriental" now...
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      • erik325i
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jan 2005
        • 3567

        #4
        That's kiind of retarded that they censored "ass" because if you watch "That 70s show", they say "ass" more times than you can count.

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        • ping65810
          Grease Monkey
          • Sep 2005
          • 366

          #5
          The best one those is when Sam's wife is flipping out, and in the real version says something to the effect of "Fuck you Sam Rothstein..." Edited version is Freak you....etc. HAHAH I always found it kinda funny picturing someone infuriated saying freak you!
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          • JGood
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2004
            • 7959

            #6
            Originally posted by ping65810
            The best one those is when Sam's wife is flipping out, and in the real version says something to the effect of "Fuck you Sam Rothstein..." Edited version is Freak you....etc. HAHAH I always found it kinda funny picturing someone infuriated saying freak you!
            A real conservative guy I used to work with said frick instead of fuck. He would always get pissed and say "what the frick", or "frick you". I was unable to contain my laughter.
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            • mtechnik
              R3V OG
              • May 2006
              • 6156

              #7
              Yeah another classic was Coming to America; major difference witth real deal.

              And i could never forget what TBS "Superstation" did with The Blue Lagoon, the first time I saw it on HBO I was like where the heck did all this nudity come from .!


              :rolf:



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              • Ryan Stewart
                I Love Miatas
                • Oct 2003
                • 8978

                #8
                Originally posted by mtechnik
                Yeah another classic was Coming to America; major difference witth real deal.

                And i could never forget what TBS "Superstation" did with The Blue Lagoon, the first time I saw it on HBO I was like where the heck did all this nudity come from .!


                :rolf:
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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mtechnik
                  Yeah another classic was Coming to America; major difference witth real deal.
                  Still funny as balls, though. Generally, I'm 100% against watching R-rated movies on TV, and while I do own the DVD, I was too lazy to get off my ass and put it in.

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                  • BigFurryWhale
                    Wrencher
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 282

                    #10
                    My personal fave was while I was watching the movie "Old School." There's a scene where will ferrel's character is supposed to say "cock. balls." the edited for tv version says "cotton balls." I l'd mao.

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                    • AndrewBird
                      The Mad Scientist
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 11892

                      #11
                      I laughed today while listening to "NIN - Closer". They edited the first "fuck you like an animal" but not the rest.

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                      • mtechnik
                        R3V OG
                        • May 2006
                        • 6156

                        #12
                        USA, TNT, WGN &TBS are all censor supa-statiobs :razz:


                        Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                        . Generally, I'm 100% against watching R-rated movies on TV,
                        May I ask why?



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                        • blunttech
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 12850

                          #13
                          political correctness= death of the world
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                          • Purdue89E30
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                            • Nov 2003
                            • 991

                            #14
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                            • Tree18is
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 2703

                              #15
                              i think this video is appropriate

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