f**king with disabled veterans

[backtrail69]

LOL...you really are Evil. You remind me a lot of a Lawyer I know...Hes a Pilot, Used car Dealer, Lawyer, European car hog....He has sued several CITIES over traffic tickets for discrimination and made a fortune...

[dirty30]

ok this was about 12 years ago and i was driving the "love machine"

Beautiful... I'd love to see the look on their faces when they roll into work and there is a refridgerator covered in used motor oil in their parking lot.

[FredK]

this drone comes out looking like hed been hitting the bong for the last 5 hours with MOT.

HAHAHAHA

[DarkWing6]

More stories!!!! :D

[BimmerToad]

Steve I'd love to read a book written and published by Blunttek Industries.

+1

You should really consider gathering all the escapades of Blunttek Industries and make a book.

"EAD: The Rise of Blunt Technology Industries"

[Mot]

Despite the slight against me, that was one hell of a story haha.

[blunttech]

More stories!!!! :D

ok this is the story of the standeruppers. it was me and my buddy danny. danny was a good looking guy that was about 28 or so. he was the guy who could talk his way into any chicks pants. he just had that knack we all wish we had.
this was when the internets first was discovered. it was on a service called prodigy or some shit and later on AOL
we would go into chat rooms and fuck with bitches. my screen name was initially "atyourcervix" but later we changed our names to "standerupper1 and standerupper2" to be even more bold. but anyway, on with the story.
we would have these competitions to see who could get these chat ho's to actually meet us. but normally we wouldnt meet them. wed just get them to go somewhere in a public setting and we would go there and take pictures of them looking stupid waiting for some dude to show up. once danny did meet this hot chick and took her to a movie and made her pay. after they were seated he went to the bathroom and left the theater. he went outside and hid and waited for this chick to come out. he then took pictures of her looking around outside for him. we would save these pictures and then the next day go back into these chat rooms and apologize for standing them up but something came up and we were really sorry. you got bonus points if you suckered a chick into letting you stand her up multiple times.when they were really fed up with us wed post the pics and laugh at them.. i never physically met any women but i stood a shitload up. my crowning glory was getting this woman to drive 350 miles round trip to a cabin in northern wisconsin that didnt exist to spend the weekend. she drove around lost for hours and finally came home. and then i got interested in BMW's and quit that shit. now i waste time on car forums

[blunttech]

Despite the slight against me, that was one hell of a story haha.

dude its all in good fun. even the part about ripping on your for your drug use

[DarkWing6]

Where is this cabin in Wisconsin? I hear it's nice there.

[blunttech]

Where is this cabin in Wisconsin? I hear it's nice there.

if you agree to meet me there ill give you directions

[backtrail69]

You have done some pretty crazy shit... Makes me smile :)

[ldsbeaker]

im hoping this is sarcasm.

Yes, it was.
I'm part of the "dumping unwanted stuff under the cover of darkness" club, too. Kinda gives me a rush.
Standing up internet chicks? Awesome.

[blunttech]

Yes, it was.
I'm part of the "dumping unwanted stuff under the cover of darkness" club, too. Kinda gives me a rush.
Standing up internet chicks? Awesome.

im selective about dumping now. i have no problem filling up wayzata amocos parking lot with unwanted home furnishings but i have a dumpster i have to pay 90 bucks a month for at my commercial building and when people fill it up with shit its irritating. karma i guess. at least they put it in the dumpster. at my last building id come up there in the morning and find shit scattered around it or a washing machine sitting next to it. i once stuffed my old kitchen stove in my own dumpster and claimed some loser did it at night so the dumpster driver would take it. i acted all pissed

[MikeE30325i]

ok this was about 12 years ago and i was driving the "love machine"
a 90's ford ranger pick up that ran on 3 cylinders but it was free. i drove it because it was free and i wanted to see how far i could take it. anyways. i always pump my own gas when im in a decent car but i didnt give a shit about this thing so i pull into wayzata amoco full service lane. this drone comes out looking like hed been hitting the bong for the last 5 hours with MOT.
i tell him to fill it up and when hes done i leave and all seems well. a few days later i pull into a gas station miles from wayzata and go to pump my own gas. i open the filler door and the gas caps not there. fuck!!!
i stop in wayzata amoco later that day and approach the same burn out i dealt with a few days ago. i tell him he forgot to put my gas cap on earlier and i wonder if he has it. he goes in and about 4 or 5 minutes later he comes out, screws a gas cap on my filler neck and walks to the window and says "that'll be 7 bucks"
i started laughing at him and said you are fucking kidding right? he said no he needed 7 bucks. so i told him to take it off the car and to tell his manager that will go down as the most expensive gas cap in history.
im not exxagerating when i say i dump all my shit at wayzata amoco.
at least 3 engines numerous tranny's a couch, gallons upon gallons of drain oil left out back (in containers of course) a good portion of my old deck cut up into bite sized pieces, a bunch of old concrete footings i dug up with a bobcat old refridgerators etc etc. i will not stop until im caught ....

Dude, you are my fucking hero. no kidding. that is the greatest retaliation i have ever heard of. keep that shit up!

[CleanAzzE30z]

Blunt with each passing day..... you become closer and closer to my heart. Jesus Christ I remember Prodigy. Fuck that shit was in like middle school! haha. I even remember the font and the logos and shit. Thats back when the computer and the internet was technically still supposed to be used as a great "learning tool". haha Come to find out whilst Im looking up sports scores, Blunts over here being the man I would become and paving the way. Three cheers for trailblazer!!!

Mariano