Worst job youve ever had

[Mastrcruse]

I used to have to give old ladies sponge baths at a nursing home, I loved it! :D















Haha...I'm joking but I guess I am sick for just thinking about it.

[MR 325]

2 months latter we had to change out the pumps in a lift station (a big hole in where all you sewer goes if you have a pressure sewer service) Well we had it pumped out an all the incoming valve shut down, an me an my foreman are in the bottom of this 35' foot deep cement box caked with poo an no good way out, swappin pumps out. Some dip shits from another company hit the incoming line aways away an so the went about turning valves trying to shut it off. Not knowing we were working in the lift station and had it turned off already. They turned the fucking valve on. Needless to say my boss an I were covered in what ever people put down the drain or shiter all ground up . I have other nasty stories about shit I have found in sewers an what not but these 2 stick out in my mind.

Fuckkk...

I don't think I would have been able to handle that shit! [pun intended]

[M42Technik]

2 months later we had to change out the pumps in a lift station (a big hole in where all you sewer goes if you have a pressure sewer service) Well we had it pumped out an all the incoming valve shut down, an me an my foreman are in the bottom of this 35' foot deep cement box caked with poo an no good way out, swappin pumps out. Some dip shits from another company hit the incoming line aways away an so the went about turning valves trying to shut it off. Not knowing we were working in the lift station and had it turned off already. They turned the fucking valve on. Needless to say my boss an I were covered in what ever people put down the drain or shiter all ground up . I have other nasty stories about shit I have found in sewers an what not but these 2 stick out in my mind.

You win the prize.

Good GOD I have it easy...

[erik325i]

Blunt, you have made many great stories, but that last one seriously made me burst out laughing. I would love to be able to see that...

-Erik

[mrsleeve]

The worst job I have ever had? Line cook at a local and popular place. 4.95 an hour in the heat of the summer with a grill, broiler, 3 deep fryers, and oven w/cook top going. Not fun my shifts sucked I had 50+ hours a week while in high school.

Now I am a pipe layer I love my job but it has it nasty parts. 3 years ago we were replacing a 10" sanitary sewer behind a strip mall that had a grocery store that cut its own meat, 2 asian food places, an a nail place in it. We had to do it live so every cut I was wading around knee deep in that mix, I would gag every time we would brake in to the pipe.

2 months latter we had to change out the pumps in a lift station (a big hole in where all you sewer goes if you have a pressure sewer service) Well we had it pumped out an all the incoming valve shut down, an me an my foreman are in the bottom of this 35' foot deep cement box caked with poo an no good way out, swappin pumps out. Some dip shits from another company hit the incoming line aways away an so the went about turning valves trying to shut it off. Not knowing we were working in the lift station and had it turned off already. They turned the fucking valve on. Needless to say my boss an I were covered in what ever people put down the drain or shiter all ground up . I have other nasty stories about shit I have found in sewers an what not but these 2 stick out in my mind.

[euroshark]

Oh jesus christ, Blunt is my favorite person on r3v, period. Thats fucking awesome dude!

[blunttech]

thanks man but its just that i was an idiot when i was young

[bilson]

blunt, you have some of the funniest stories.

[Mike325]

^ HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Funniest story I have every heard. And you walked away. Priceless:rofl:

[blunttech]

I worked at a store like cosco, restocking the floors and shelves with food and whatever. I worked from 10PM to 6AM with two breaks. The job was not horrible, but sleeping during the day till 2PM sucks. Also, I had to lift hunderes of pounds of shit every night and I was always tired. I left after 4 days.

I know that is not that bad, but I am only 19 so not as many jobs as you guys. Blunt, 80K a year for that first job is pretty nice. I know the job sucked, but the pay was damn good. But ya, I would have left too.

i never really left. it kind of got phased out and they started making inmates clean shit up. i only did it in the beginning and then i hired young guys to do it. i have a good story about my first night in the jail. we were all dressed in regular street clothes. 4 or 5 of us and there was a party of sorts for the deputies as someone was leaving or whatever. they offered us catered food while we were waiting. i had a plate of food and was sitting outside a holding cell for shitbags that were going thru processing. this huge black angry motherfucker sticks his head up against the bars of the holding cell and says to me. "bitch, why the fuck do you get to eat"?
he didnt know if i was a worker or someone being processed to be locked up. i looked at him and said "its because we are white" and if those bars would have been any lighter duty he would have got thru them and killed me. he was spitting and cussing and so fucking angry at me but i knew i was safe and just walked away. he was literally twice my size and would have murdered me had he got his hands on me

[Streetspec_iS]

I'd like to hear from people that have previously been employed as a Jizz Mopper

[Mike325]

i later read the directions and found out the pump needs to be running when you change the cannister so juice doesnt fly

Directions FTW. LOL That was fucking nasty.

[Jand3rson]

i have an equally disgusting job currently. i do a bunch of stuff but one of my jobs is to maintain all the equipment at my wifes dental practice. i fix everything and change oil in the compressor and splooge pump. the splooge pump is the main pump that runs the vacuum system. thats the suction device that sucks up saliva,blood,phlegm,chucks of your big mac stuck between your fucking teeth that you didnt brush away before coming in. yes you.
about once every 3 months this thing has a cannister that needs to be changed. this shit is labeled biohazard and has to be accounted for. i have to turn in a cannister every 3 months or we can be fined big dollars by the state. gone are the days you could set it on your tailgate and burn thru neighborhoods till it flew off
so once every three months i go down with 3 pairs of gloves on and a face mask and protective glasses. dude, you do not want any of this shit spraying in your eyes or on you in any way.it could be HIV infected or who knows what. so we just bought a new building last year and moved my wifes practice from her old lease space to her new building and along with that came buying all new shit. so i have a new splooge pump im not familiar with.
the first time i go to change it i pull off this cannister and splooge juice literally goes flying everywhere. all over my pants and shit. its diluted splooge, not the nice creamy stuff but water based diluted splooge. but im fucking serious when i say i ripped all my clothes off right then and there and started douching my entire body in the washtubs. none got into my eyes or mouth or anything thank god but it was the most disgusting feeling ever. i later read the directions and found out the pump needs to be running when you change the cannister so juice doesnt fly

You win. I think mouths are fucking disgusting, and being doused in 3 months worth of mouth scum would have killed me right then and there.

[Mike325]

I worked at a store like cosco, restocking the floors and shelves with food and whatever. I worked from 10PM to 6AM with two breaks. The job was not horrible, but sleeping during the day till 2PM sucks. Also, I had to lift hunderes of pounds of shit every night and I was always tired. I left after 4 days.

I know that is not that bad, but I am only 19 so not as many jobs as you guys. Blunt, 80K a year for that first job is pretty nice. I know the job sucked, but the pay was damn good. But ya, I would have left too.

[blunttech]

i have an equally disgusting job currently. i do a bunch of stuff but one of my jobs is to maintain all the equipment at my wifes dental practice. i fix everything and change oil in the compressor and splooge pump. the splooge pump is the main pump that runs the vacuum system. thats the suction device that sucks up saliva,blood,phlegm,chucks of your big mac stuck between your fucking teeth that you didnt brush away before coming in. yes you.
about once every 3 months this thing has a cannister that needs to be changed. this shit is labeled biohazard and has to be accounted for. i have to turn in a cannister every 3 months or we can be fined big dollars by the state. gone are the days you could set it on your tailgate and burn thru neighborhoods till it flew off
so once every three months i go down with 3 pairs of gloves on and a face mask and protective glasses. dude, you do not want any of this shit spraying in your eyes or on you in any way.it could be HIV infected or who knows what. so we just bought a new building last year and moved my wifes practice from her old lease space to her new building and along with that came buying all new shit. so i have a new splooge pump im not familiar with.
the first time i go to change it i pull off this cannister and splooge juice literally goes flying everywhere. all over my pants and shit. its diluted splooge, not the nice creamy stuff but water based diluted splooge. but im fucking serious when i say i ripped all my clothes off right then and there and started douching my entire body in the washtubs. none got into my eyes or mouth or anything thank god but it was the most disgusting feeling ever. i later read the directions and found out the pump needs to be running when you change the cannister so juice doesnt fly