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Have you guys had the "spit or swallow" conversation yet?
Do it before its not too late . . . .
If you train them early, they do it, and they loooove it.
The first time isn't THAT bad IIRC, once she stops screaming about how badly you're hurting her and you've had a few minutes to do some 'interior remodeling'.
Oh, and after the bleeding stops.
Amazingly after all that, she still made the 'O-Face'.
No I am not a rapist. :nice:Last edited by Nick; 02-25-2007, 12:42 AM.
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Originally posted by Ritalin Kid View PostFor me that was only good for about 2 times after that.. no more. :(
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Originally posted by Bimmerista View PostCongrats on the new wife mod! Any idea how many horsepower at the wheels?
-Oh and I've had a crush on Rachel since I was 8 and have been madly in love with her for almost three years. She told me my wreck back in July made her re-consider our relationship. For the better.
-Oh and btw I flipped my '88 super-eta end-over-end three times :( Got a wife out of the deal tho :-D1989 cirrisblau-metallic 325i
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I actually really respect people that can wait. Although Im against pretty much all organized religions, I respect the pepople that it actually helps. Congrats man..
Mariano
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Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z View PostI actually really respect people that can wait. Although Im against pretty much all organized religions, I respect the pepople that it actually helps. Congrats man..
Mariano
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A married couple was anticipating their 20th wedding anniversary. A few days before the anniversary, the woman gives her husband a gift which happens to be a cheap pair of shoes. He asks, "What is this for?" She says, "This is for 20 years of bad sex." The next day her husband gives her a frying pan as a gift. She asks, "What is this for?" and her husband replies, "Thats for knowing the difference."
I am not a big fan of any organization that believes in repressing ones sexuality, however, I also believe that the carefree attitudes of casual and gratudious sex is way out of hand in today's society. And unfortunately having sex causes some degree of a permanent connection with that individual. Its amazing how I barely remember anyone who I met at a party last month, however, I remember the women that I spent the night with as far back as 15 years ago.
So I believe that waiting is a good thing and when you share the fact that you waited it gives other people the idea that they can and should wait too.. When I was told that I should "try the shoe on first" I certainly went for that idea and wish I hadn't. I have yet to meet someone who waited and wished that they got it out of the way.
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