Have you ever stolen anything?

[Dozyproductions]

I went into Vons to buy some pancake mix and chocolate chips for the worlds most amazing pancakes i was going to make that day. Well i was walking out of the vons and their bouncer guy goes, "hey you theif!" i just kinda turned around to start running only to run into some 6'5" good samaritan who dragged me to the bouncer.

Ive stolen weed, and stole a teck deck. I think i also stole some legos back when i was 6. Perhaps i also stole some food from friends houses.

[Tree18is]

Word

ive been to junkyards, nuff said. As a kid, all the time, used to steal food and candy. As an adult, car parts mainly, junkyards have short fences and stupid staff.

that and coconut air freshers and experimental liquid additives like AC stop leak, and my boss always lets me take stuff home from work, stuff that money cant buy.

[Jscotty]

It's all about selling a playstation2 Box on Ebay. You put the entire description of the PS2 and in readable, yet fine print state it is for the box only. Slap a buy it now price of 99$ and you've got some moulah!

Works for tons of electronics, and of course since you clearly state that it's the box only you're not being dishonest at all.

:)

If you had a PS3 box it would have been well worth the money. I wanted to get one of the empty boxes and put a couple of bricks in it with a bunch of strips of paper that say "SUCKER" printed on them. And then I would walk around the mall with it under my arm to see if anyone made me an offer.. they would say, "Hey man! You wanna sell that?" and I would appear to be a bit confused and dazed and say, "Uh.. you wanna buy this? Umm.. OK" And as soon as I make the transaction, I get the heck outta there. So its not like I offered it to them.. they would actually be harassing me to buy it.. and then if end up being on the news (which I doubt that it will) my defense could be that I just sold it to the guy so he would leave me alone. I never claimed that there was an actual PS3 in the box. And if someone robs me or snatches it and runs, that would be even funnier.

[CleanAzzE30z]

trippy huh??? Went from Impalas and all that shit to E30s.


Mariano

[e30devo]

I would steal Playstation games, and the Cereberal Palsy coin thing from the market or Jerrys Kids. I dont regret much, but Im ashamed of that shit. Junkies are shit. I was a different person then. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

Mariano

and look at you now. two of the finest e30s on r3v. congrats.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I would steal Playstation games, and the Cereberal Palsy coin thing from the market or Jerrys Kids. I dont regret much, but Im ashamed of that shit. Junkies are shit. I was a different person then. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

Mariano

[s0urce]

It's all about selling a playstation2 Box on Ebay. You put the entire description of the PS2 and in readable, yet fine print state it is for the box only. Slap a buy it now price of 99$ and you've got some moulah!

Works for tons of electronics, and of course since you clearly state that it's the box only you're not being dishonest at all.

:)

[Jscotty]

I listed this on ebay for $380 (which I would have gotten) until the school called me and several other people into a room one day. Three administrators began screaming at us and telling us we were getting expelled, B&N was pressing charges and we would have felonies, etc... turns out several people did it, and one guy was wearing a vo-tech shirt when he did it, so they called the school to see whats up.

Yeah, thats how most college students get caught. They get a big idea and then they make the mistake of telling their friends. And when they get away with something, eventually they think that its their RIGHT to do it.

When I was in college in the late 80's into the early 90's there was this guy who figured out how to scam the Jackson-Hewitt rapid refund system by going to an office supply store and buying blank 1099's and W-2's and using other people's social security numbers to file a phony return. Because test results and class assignments were posted on the bulletin boards and listed according to social security number, going into any classroom building and copying the SS numbers off of the wall was very easy. Anyhow, the guy got away with it for a long time until he started showing his friends how to do it.

When the guy was doing it alone, he would send different people into the building to file the return and collect the check and then he would split the money with them.. but as other people started doing it, they were taking shortcuts and actually collecting checks on a daily basis. Eventually it got to the point where people were walking in with a phony return today and collecting a check on the tax return that the submitted the day before. The clerk behind the counter figured that something was wrong with the fact that the same people keep comming in day after day collecting refund checks.

[e30devo]

when i was 8 i stole a candy bar. picked up two (stacked so it looked like one). slid one up my sleeve as i put the other down (so it looks like i put down the 1 candy bar that i picked up).

at this time i had no money and no source of income. even so, when my friend got caught in a later incident, i never stole anything again

i manage a retail business, have never stolen anything, and would definately reprimand any employees i would catch stealing. and I'm no goody 2 shoes, i smoke weed and drink beers and hoot and holler. i'm just not dishonest

ahem, nice touring.

[ColdAccord]

when i was 8 i stole a candy bar. picked up two (stacked so it looked like one). slid one up my sleeve as i put the other down (so it looks like i put down the 1 candy bar that i picked up).

at this time i had no money and no source of income. even so, when my friend got caught in a later incident, i never stole anything again

i manage a retail business, have never stolen anything, and would definately reprimand any employees i would catch stealing. and I'm no goody 2 shoes, i smoke weed and drink beers and hoot and holler. i'm just not dishonest

[RedHoodRidah]

I stole a m20 6cyl afm from the junkyard before and some sidemarkers and shit like that. I stopped one day because the guy at the front desk wanted me to open my tool box so he can see if I took something. I took that search to the next level and argued with him for a bit. Thank god I didn't take anything that day. All that shit for nothing, the afm didn't even work and the side markers sucked ass.

I found three dollar bills in the hallway at my school and returned them to the lost and found. I wish I hadn't done that because I coulda bought me some taco bell.

I steal loose change from around my parents and my brother all the time.

I had $225 stolen from my by a guy off r3v!

[MikeE30325i]

Whatever.....
Your mom's hot, I can tell by your girlish features!

i was modeled after my mother! penis and all.

[delatlanta1281]

Whatever.....
Your mom's hot, I can tell by your girlish features!

[MikeE30325i]

I stole Mike's Mom's heart.....
and her soul.
Broke her like a philly I did.

lol! :D

though i bet if i posted a pic of my mom on here, most of you would lose your lunch.