What is the biggest or worst secret you ever kept?

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  • Jscotty
    Banned
    • Jan 2007
    • 2285

    #1

    What is the biggest or worst secret you ever kept?

    Honesty is usually the best policy, however, I admit that I told some really big WHOPPERS of a lie.. everything from telling women that I know certain celebrities (so that I can get laid) to telling my parents that I didn't know how their expensive antique vase got broken while they were out of town.

    Once when I was in college, I didn't want my parents to know that I was failing my classes so what I did was intercept the mail and then I went to a printer to have blank report cards made up. I took the blanks back to my dorm room and reprinted my report card and mailed it home after creating a very official looking "tear-away" type of envelope. A couple of weeks later my parents called me at school and told me that my grades came in the mail. "Oh really? What did I get?"

    I don't know if they ever figured out what I did but I guess they realized that too many months went by without recieveing any corrospondance from the school, and they called the school to inquire about my midterms. Sure enough I was failing again and one day my dad called me up and said, "I just talked to your school. Is there anything you want to tell me?" He was highly ticked off at the fact that I changed the mailing address behind their back and that I flunked my midterms that I really didn't want to tell them about the fake report card too.
  • ping65810
    Grease Monkey
    • Sep 2005
    • 366

    #2
    I am gonna keep my mouth shut, because I dont know the statute of limitations for GTA, or other stuff :) Nothing too bad, but nonetheless, its a secret...
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    • Mastrcruse
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2005
      • 5340

      #3
      I had sex with a dog and a cat at the same time...haha.

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      • JAM
        E30 Addict
        • Feb 2007
        • 524

        #4
        we were at a bar that shall remain nameless one night...

        actually. fuck it. im not going to post this on the internet
        Originally posted by Mr Watsonsilver
        driving boards?

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        • Garageaholic
          Freestyle Fabricator
          • Dec 2005
          • 5204

          #5
          Well, it's okay, i dont know where Tuffalo, ny is anyway. c'mon!
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          • Jscotty
            Banned
            • Jan 2007
            • 2285

            #6
            The scary thing is that I know EXACTLY where Tuffalo is... and I might have been there at the time that you did the one thing that you didn't want to talk about!

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            • s0urce
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2933

              #7
              What a brilliant idea for a thread! Tell your deepest and darkest secrets....yea this will die fast.

              PS. I had buttsecks in 3rd grade Gym Class with my art teacher.
              tasty

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              • DanGillan
                R3V Elite
                • Mar 2004
                • 4061

                #8
                waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles11!!

                this is the gayest thread ever. what the fuck. get a girlfriend.
                Dan

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                • kencopperwheat
                  King of Kegstands
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 14396

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DanGillan
                  waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles11!!

                  this is the gayest thread ever. what the fuck. get a girlfriend.

                  This ties for the gayest thread ever... along with all of your other "Lifetime: Television for Women" threads.

                  Go cut yourself.
                  Originally posted by Gruelius
                  and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                  • Jscotty
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2285

                    #10


                    Ok.. Point taken. I will have this thread gone tomorrow if this is the general concensus.

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                    • DanGillan
                      R3V Elite
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4061

                      #11
                      you have to ask?
                      "what's your biggest secret evar!@!" OMG i forged a report card!@@!!!

                      eat shit and DIE
                      Dan

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                      • DanGillan
                        R3V Elite
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 4061

                        #12
                        im just givin you shit. but dude. cmon' seriously.
                        Dan

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                        • trashcop 80s 80s
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 1130

                          #13
                          I got buttraped, and liked it. Then asked the guy for his number afterwards.
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                          • RobertK
                            Kicked cancer's ASS.
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 5864

                            #14
                            Originally posted by trashcop 80s 80s
                            I got buttraped, and liked it. Then asked the guy for his number afterwards.
                            Heeter?

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                            • Jscotty
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 2285

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DanGillan
                              im just givin you shit. but dude. cmon' seriously.
                              I know.. but sometimes you gotta throw shit against the wall to see what sticks.

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