After re-watching the Family Guy movie the other day it inspired me to dig up some Wilfred Brimley stuff. Post up more if you really seriously have nothing better to do... ;)
Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
Wilford Brimley's moustache is made from the first three president's pubic hairs.
Wilford Brimley's family crest is a picture of Arnold Schwartzenegger ass raping a manatee in a pool of blood.
Wilford Brimley is immortal, and only needs a steady supply of heroin and quaker oatmeal to keep his heart going.
Wilford Brimley believes in the easter bunny and wants to put him in porno films.
Wilford Brimley and Chuck Norris decided to fight and thats why there are no more dinosaurs.
Wilford Brimley went public with his own moustache and made 4.3 billion dollars the first quarter.
Wilford Brimley and Chuck Norris had a love child, and his name was JESUS CHRIST.
Stan Lee's The Incredible Hulk comic books were based off of Wilford Brimley's violent rage at his diabeetis testing supplies being late.
Wilford Brimley invented diabetes so he could have a job.
Wilford Brimley's moustache killed the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
Wilford Brimley's moustache deflected the last terrorist plane on 9-11.
Quaker oatmeal is not made of real oats, but Wilford Brimley's old skin grafts and semen.
Wilford Brimley ate Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Carribean II.
In 1941, Wilford Brimley passed a kidney stone, that very stone is now known as Mount Rushmore.
Wilford Brimley was diagnosed with diabetes in 1929, the same year as the Great Depression. Coincidence? I think not!
The real cause of Mr. Rodgers death, was not old age, but the angsty stare of Wilford Brimley.
Wilford Brimley grew his moustache to cover his third, all seeing eye.
The last time Wilford Brimley trimmed his moustache, he found Amelia Earheartd's plane....and the Lindberg baby.
And of course my original inspiration:
Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
Wilford Brimley's moustache is made from the first three president's pubic hairs.
Wilford Brimley's family crest is a picture of Arnold Schwartzenegger ass raping a manatee in a pool of blood.
Wilford Brimley is immortal, and only needs a steady supply of heroin and quaker oatmeal to keep his heart going.
Wilford Brimley believes in the easter bunny and wants to put him in porno films.
Wilford Brimley and Chuck Norris decided to fight and thats why there are no more dinosaurs.
Wilford Brimley went public with his own moustache and made 4.3 billion dollars the first quarter.
Wilford Brimley and Chuck Norris had a love child, and his name was JESUS CHRIST.
Stan Lee's The Incredible Hulk comic books were based off of Wilford Brimley's violent rage at his diabeetis testing supplies being late.
Wilford Brimley invented diabetes so he could have a job.
Wilford Brimley's moustache killed the stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
Wilford Brimley's moustache deflected the last terrorist plane on 9-11.
Quaker oatmeal is not made of real oats, but Wilford Brimley's old skin grafts and semen.
Wilford Brimley ate Johnny Depp's character in Pirates of the Carribean II.
In 1941, Wilford Brimley passed a kidney stone, that very stone is now known as Mount Rushmore.
Wilford Brimley was diagnosed with diabetes in 1929, the same year as the Great Depression. Coincidence? I think not!
The real cause of Mr. Rodgers death, was not old age, but the angsty stare of Wilford Brimley.
Wilford Brimley grew his moustache to cover his third, all seeing eye.
The last time Wilford Brimley trimmed his moustache, he found Amelia Earheartd's plane....and the Lindberg baby.
And of course my original inspiration:
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