lolz www.chacha.com

[george graves]

Yea, it fun to fuck with them, but honestly, this is ***the*** site to tell computer illerate people about. Once they can use firefox they can then find anything. I hope google buys it up.

[benDASHDASH]

they are restructuring their invite system so we'll see

[32.5i]

You: target delivers!?!111one

hahahah ^ best part!!

[Beej '86 325es]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Carolyn(65933)
Carolyn(65933): Welcome to ChaCha!
Carolyn(65933): Hello how can I help you today?
You: I'm looking for a place that sells both KY lubricant and sand
Carolyn(65933): Sure hold on 1 moment while I search for you
Carolyn(65933): Are these helpful for you?
Carolyn(65933): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Is there a target nearby zip 63144?
Carolyn(65933): let me check
You: I don't like walmart
Carolyn(65933): what state is that?
You: MO
Carolyn(65933): missouri?
You: yes
Carolyn(65933): Yes there is :)
Carolyn(65933): check out the last site
Carolyn(65933): Great place to shop
You: do they deliver large quantities?
You: I mean a lot
Carolyn(65933): Oh yes they always do delivery
Carolyn(65933): You could call the store to ask them
You: target delivers!?!111one
Carolyn(65933): Yes
Carolyn(65933): & they are fast!
Carolyn(65933): with delivery that is :)
Carolyn(65933): Is there anything else that I can help with today?
You: yes...
Carolyn(65933): Sure?
You: do they have rubber fists?
Carolyn(65933): At target ?
Carolyn(65933): Hmmm not sure maybe you could try toys
Carolyn(65933): Maybe they would have them in there
You: great idea! they'll deliver those too?
Carolyn(65933): I would call the store to ask them this way you are sure sometimes they dont list everything on their site
Carolyn(65933): Sure why not :)
Carolyn(65933): Good Luck
Carolyn(65933): :)
Carolyn(65933): Have an awesome night
You: any idea what isle those are in?
Carolyn(65933): Toys
Carolyn(65933): Nah sorry
You: cool, thanks
Carolyn(65933): You could always take a rubber glove & put it on a doll that would work also ;)
Carolyn(65933): Your welcome anytime thats what I am here for
Carolyn(65933): Have fun!
Carolyn(65933): Bye :)
Carolyn(65933): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[Il Duce]

i axed them about blinker fluid, they didn't get it.

[schmidty]

wtf. if you get in, invite me. i wanna chacha too.

me three

[JGood]

the guy i talked to is sending me an email to ask me a few questions before sending an invite

wtf. if you get in, invite me. i wanna chacha too.

[benDASHDASH]

As soon as the freeze lifts, I'm joining. You can make serious dough.

the guy i talked to is sending me an email to ask me a few questions before sending an invite

[DarkWing6]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Diane(17268)
Diane(17268): Welcome to ChaCha!
Diane(17268): Hello
You: Hi
Diane(17268): Just to clarify, how can I help you in reguards to your search.
You: I have been having diarrhea for the past few days and am trying to figure out the cause.
Diane(17268): Ok just a moment
You: it's pretty bad, and i need to get back to work
Diane(17268): I will send you sites on causes
You: if you could find specifics, it has been somewhat explosive
You: i don't know if that matters
Diane(17268): just a moment
You: i can't wait...if you know what i mean
You: i'll be right back. it should be real quick
Diane(17268): ok
You: false alarm
You: i'm back
You: i hate that. can you maybe refine the search to see how long this might last too?
Diane(17268): ok now I will send a site to treat it
Diane(17268): You need to find the cause first
You: thanks, i'm tired of having to clean up after these accidents, would adult diapers help?
Diane(17268): see what I can do about the length
You: i don't know much about length. it tends to be pretty watery
Diane(17268): Its no fun I was taking a pill that caused it
You: so you can releate?
Diane(17268): oh yes its no fun
Diane(17268): Are these results sufficient?
You: you ever have the problem when you think you are just going to pass gas and then you get a little more than you barganed for?
You: that has happened to me a few times in the last couple days
Diane(17268): oh yrs and very embarassing
Diane(17268): yes
You: well, i've been at home mostly, so i just clean it up
You: laundry is getting kinda gross though
You: could you maybe search for getting this out of my clothes?
Diane(17268): yes I know what you mean. did you eat something that didnt agree
You: i think i have just been eating a lot recently
You: i was out of town on business, so maybe food poisoning
Diane(17268): It could be a new pill something you ate or drank or a virus
You: ya, is there any medication i can take to get rid of this?
You: what did you do to make it stop when you had diarrhea?
Diane(17268): If that is the case I would consult my doctor, I use spray and wash with a little bleach in the water
You: what brand of bleach? color safe?
Diane(17268): I used that pink stuff that is suppose to stop it
Diane(17268): yes color safe
You: oh ok....well i have to go, real bad
You: thank you so much for your help
Diane(17268): your welcome
Diane(17268): Thank you for using Cha Cha , please take a moment an rate me.
You: pray for me. this is not comforatable
Diane(17268): Oh I know get well
Diane(17268): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[JGood]

As soon as the freeze lifts, I'm joining. You can make serious dough.

[jhower08]

pwnt

[JGood]

HAHAHAHA I found a cool person. and a new job...


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Keith(71325)
Keith(71325): Welcome to ChaCha!
Keith(71325): hello
You: hey
You: im trying to find specifications for a fujitsu multiplexer card, specifically an oc48 unit
Keith(71325): okay lets look
You: mortgage rates, huh?
Keith(71325): I don't understand
You: one of the results says see todays mortgage rates
You: dont thin kthat will help haha
Keith(71325): it's automated and not very intuitive. I didn't send that
You: ohh
Keith(71325): You kind of scared me there because the radio commercial I was listening too was about mortgage rates
You: haha yeah i am known to have special powers
Keith(71325): who knows what people can tap into, maybe even my microphone. This chacha software is swiss cheese!
You: haha yeah im kinda wierded out by it
You: do the people work from home
Keith(71325): yes and the job is easy (well except for this search) :) and it pays great
You: really?
You: what do you mean by great
Keith(71325): well getting paid to sit here in my underpants and type on the computer it's good.
You: hahaha thats great
Keith(71325): I have made $200+ in 2 months part time
You: wow
You: how many hours/wk
Keith(71325): as much or as little as I want. No pressure
You: hmm
You: how do i apply haha
Keith(71325): also the money can be transfered to my debit card in seconds. So every time I make money I can get paid - a two dollar transfer fee
Keith(71325): if you live in the US and are over 18 but our invites are frozen
You: so it's invite only?
Keith(71325): Are these results sufficient?
You: they dont really have specs
You: i see some stuff for sale
Keith(71325): yes, if you visit http://underground.chacha.com/ you can usually find someone who will invite you but like I said, ''frozen for now''
Keith(71325): New policies are being implemented. Sorry I really don't have much data
Keith(71325): on that search.
You: thats cool
You: does it pay per search or something
Keith(71325): some times you people are way over my head.
You: hahah my job is over my head thats why im researching
Keith(71325): is the newest link more to your liking?
You: looks liek more stuff for sale
You: so you get payed for each minute you search or what?
Keith(71325): up to six minutes. 50 cents a search (I average 42 cents)
You: damn, 20 bucks an hour or so?
You: http://underground.chacha.com/ that link doesnt work for me
Keith(71325): maybe it's www I haven't been there in a while
You: damn still doent work
Keith(71325): it is just underground.chacha.com I'll send you the link if it ever loads
Keith(71325): oh they are working on it, that's the proxy error
You: ohh ok
Keith(71325): always making it better
You: thats kinda cool, i cant belive they can afford to pay so good
Keith(71325): and they just use those google ads! I didn't have to pay to get involved and neigher do you.
Keith(71325): neither do you.
You: thats sweet
Keith(71325): well I am sorry that I didn't find what you are looking for.
You: no problem
Keith(71325): Better luck (to both of us) next time :)
You: haha indeed
Keith(71325): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[jhower08]

ahh WTF! my session got canceled due to possible abuse of the sites services. that is just shananigans.

[JGood]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Candace(5777)
Candace(5777): Welcome to ChaCha!
Candace(5777): Hello, I will be assisting you with your search today.
Candace(5777): Would you please clarify what it is that you are searching for?
You: hey
You: well, im actually looking for a penis pump, but all i get is porn results
Candace(5777): I'd be happy to help you with that, one moment please while I start my search.
Candace(5777): Please take a moment to look over the results I've sent, while I am searching for more.
You: i cant look now, im at work
You: ill write it down
Candace(5777): ok =) I understand
You: do you search for stuff like this at work
Candace(5777): This is not porn. I don't search for porn
Candace(5777): Are these results sufficient?
You: yep thanks
Candace(5777): welcome!
Candace(5777): Have a great day, come back soon!

[ptownTSI]

who is black jesus!?