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This came to another forum that i am on about 6 months ago, its actually a good site if you want to legitamitly search for something that difficult to find.Leave a comment:
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Lol this one was pretty good
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Status: Connected to guide: Alexis(27570)
Alexis(27570): Welcome to ChaCha!
Alexis(27570): How may I help you tonight?
You: I need some help to see who has been using my computer
Alexis(27570): Sure. One moment please.
You: And how I can know who it is
Alexis(27570): Someone has been using your computer, right? Not hacking?
Alexis(27570): A keylogger should help
Alexis(27570): At least it'll let you know exactly what they are doing on your computer.
You: yes but I need to know now
You: because I am not leaving my computer anymore
Alexis(27570): Well, that's a place you can download one.
You: isn't there a way with windows and start menu to see who has been doing what
Alexis(27570): I'm not sure whether windows has that kind of feature built in. I'll check.
You: ok
You: Did you find anything?
Alexis(27570): I think I found a how to.
You: great
Alexis(27570): The link on the top might be useful, but this one should be better.
Alexis(27570): I moved it to the top.
You: what about with internet explorer 7.0
You: can I see who has been to what websites and google places?
Alexis(27570): You can, but they can also erase those longs.
Alexis(27570): Um, logs
You: what if they don't I don't think they would because I have things I didn't put on my desktop there
Alexis(27570): Let me find you a guide for that.
You: theres a picture icon of something about iwam but I am afriad to click it, it might be a virus and my norton expired yesterday
Alexis(27570): Iwam seems to be a porn site.
You: well who did that
You: thats disgusting
Alexis(27570): I wish I knew exactly how you can find that out.
You: can't I just see what websites people have been to?
Alexis(27570): You can, if they haven't deleted the list of sites they've visited.
Alexis(27570): I gave you a link to a internet explorer guide.
You: oh
You: let me see here.... which one is it
Alexis(27570): The bottom one.
Alexis(27570): Help and tips
You: ah number nine!
Alexis(27570): If they visited those sites recently and didn't delete them, a list would come up next to the address bar.
Alexis(27570): See the arrow?
You: yes
You: it moves when I move the mouse
Alexis(27570): The one after the address bar?
You: no the click one
Alexis(27570): Right between where you type an address and the refesh button.
You: OHH that arrow
Alexis(27570): Click on that one.
You: wow theres a lot of them
You: JESUS H CHRIST
Alexis(27570): That's your best bet. You won't know WHO it was, but at least you'll know where he went.
You: someone has been taking pictures of animals in places there shouldnt be pictures
You: that wasn't me
You: OH MY GOD
You: MY WIFE IS ON THIS SITE
Alexis(27570): Sorry, to hear that.
You: i KNEW she was up to something
Alexis(27570): Could it have been her?
You: well he picture is on this one with other men ..... and animals
You: THATS OUR LIVING ROOM
You: OH MY GOD
You: she is done, and I am taking the damn wheelchair back
You: she better well damn learn to walk
Alexis(27570): She'd better.
Alexis(27570): Aside from that terrible revelation, have a great night.
You: can you help me find a good lawyer?
Alexis(27570): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: Michael(54106)
Michael(54106): Welcome to ChaCha!
Michael(54106): Hi
You: hi, im looking for large condoms
Michael(54106): Are you looking to purchase these online?
You: sure but they have to be really fucking big
Michael(54106): !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (sure but they have to be really fucking big)
Michael(54106): Please watch the language
You: sorry, i was trying to emphasize the size
You: can you see if they will accomidate a 18 inch penis with a 7 inch girth?
Michael(54106): I will see what I can find.
You: you see, i have this mule and i just cant take the large volume of semen anymore
Michael(54106): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Yeah anything about sex (unless its lesbian or gay) you just get disconnectedLeave a comment:
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comeon everyone you guys can come up with some good ones
time to have funLeave a comment:
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Status: Connected to guide: Lauren(81976)
Lauren(81976): Welcome to ChaCha!
Lauren(81976): hello
You: ineed some weiners
Lauren(81976): like hot dogs?
You: ya kinda
You: like the kind u put in your mouth
You: you lnow what im talking about
Lauren(81976): Thank you for using ChaCha!
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lolz www.chacha.com
I found a great site, www.chacha.com
Its a search site where you can talk to someone and have them help you find things, I just like to fuck with them.
Heres my most recent help:
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Status: Connected to guide: Justine(71509)
Justine(71509): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I need some help finding out when the beastiality parade parade in downtown new york is, its kinda like the gay parade but for people who love animals
Justine(71509): Uh
Justine(71509): there is no parade.
You: I saw it once there has to be!
Justine(71509): Well its illegal and totally morally wrong.
Justine(71509): See ya.
Justine(71509): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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