golf ball size hail is on the way.. im F'd

[mikeltang]

damn texas weather..im moving to dallas in august. my needs help around the house since shes getting old. i say buy one of those enclosed car tents. thats probably what im gonna do when i move there.

[Mike325]

Get some pillowes and a tarp. Tape the pillowes to your car to hold them down, then secure the tarp over the whole car tightly. Or a parking garage ftw.

[Tree18is]

i hate texas. it sucks so bad. so whats to do when the hail comes?
im from California. so i don't deal with hail.
any ideas would be good. if it does come down my plan is to drive to the car wash.