alright, first off i am putting this thread out for a laugh. call me names if you wish i do not care, but i find this to be hilarious, and if you wish post up some of your stories.
it all started around 8 at night this last friday. me and two friends decided we wanted to drink. so instead of finding an age appropraite adult to purchase alcohol for us, my friend who does parkour and is crazy decides to do an alcohol run. so i park around the corner in the 50 dollar e30 and he goes in. two minutes later he flies outta the store and around the corner and right into my car. i leave very fast and we laugh and he starts calming down. turns out he grabbed two bottles of Jose Cuervo Tequila. 40 percent alcohol. i get well excited cause i have only had one or two shots before in my life, and i wanted to be drunk and be funny. so we get into his house, (there will be no drinking and driving in this escapade) and we go into his room and the other friend that was with us has to leave, but will be back later.
so the kids dad is really cool, but we havent told him we will be drinking. it is around 9 o'clock. i am all excited and stuff. i tell my friend to poor me some shots so he does. 5 minutes later i have 8 shots in me, on a nearly empty stomach. i drink no chasers or anything. after about ten minutes i start to feel wierd and shit. poking myself and moving around laughing at nothing. my friend is having fun watching me move around and shit. so that wass the fun part.
at about 9:30 i apparently passed out for an hour. i cannot remember anything after i was squirming around and called me best friend once. so i fall off of my buddies bed and i pass out. i wake up a few times through the night, once when i was talking to my best friend (the guy who left at the beginning, but came back at around 11 with his camera. he was gonne drink til he saw me). once when i was fisting a toilet, and once in the morning wondering why i am on the bathroom floor.
so apparently through the night i did a few things. i threw up about 12 times. i had to get undressed by my friend so that i could piss. they were going to try to hide the fact that we were drinking from his dad, but that didnt work when i had to be put into the bathroom. his dad was cool, and was glad we didnt do it somewhere else. he gave me a bunch of pills to take when i woke up too. i woke up and my hair was spiky, from my own vomit i guess. i ahd to clean my buddies bathroom too. i also called about 40 people, and confessed my true love for them. i also called my prom date, and left her a voicemail telling her how much i loved her best friend, and what i wanted to do to her best friend behind closed doors. which kinda sucked cause this was the day of my prom when i woke up. lol. i fisted a toilet, put my head into it. had to get dragged around by my friend.
i dont remember any of this by the way. none whatsoever. but i believe them.
the moral of the story, do some reseaerch before you drink, and dont drink a shitload in 5 minutes, the first time you ever get drunk.
there are various pictures of me on various cameras, but i will not upload them for you people to see. lol.
it all started around 8 at night this last friday. me and two friends decided we wanted to drink. so instead of finding an age appropraite adult to purchase alcohol for us, my friend who does parkour and is crazy decides to do an alcohol run. so i park around the corner in the 50 dollar e30 and he goes in. two minutes later he flies outta the store and around the corner and right into my car. i leave very fast and we laugh and he starts calming down. turns out he grabbed two bottles of Jose Cuervo Tequila. 40 percent alcohol. i get well excited cause i have only had one or two shots before in my life, and i wanted to be drunk and be funny. so we get into his house, (there will be no drinking and driving in this escapade) and we go into his room and the other friend that was with us has to leave, but will be back later.
so the kids dad is really cool, but we havent told him we will be drinking. it is around 9 o'clock. i am all excited and stuff. i tell my friend to poor me some shots so he does. 5 minutes later i have 8 shots in me, on a nearly empty stomach. i drink no chasers or anything. after about ten minutes i start to feel wierd and shit. poking myself and moving around laughing at nothing. my friend is having fun watching me move around and shit. so that wass the fun part.
at about 9:30 i apparently passed out for an hour. i cannot remember anything after i was squirming around and called me best friend once. so i fall off of my buddies bed and i pass out. i wake up a few times through the night, once when i was talking to my best friend (the guy who left at the beginning, but came back at around 11 with his camera. he was gonne drink til he saw me). once when i was fisting a toilet, and once in the morning wondering why i am on the bathroom floor.
so apparently through the night i did a few things. i threw up about 12 times. i had to get undressed by my friend so that i could piss. they were going to try to hide the fact that we were drinking from his dad, but that didnt work when i had to be put into the bathroom. his dad was cool, and was glad we didnt do it somewhere else. he gave me a bunch of pills to take when i woke up too. i woke up and my hair was spiky, from my own vomit i guess. i ahd to clean my buddies bathroom too. i also called about 40 people, and confessed my true love for them. i also called my prom date, and left her a voicemail telling her how much i loved her best friend, and what i wanted to do to her best friend behind closed doors. which kinda sucked cause this was the day of my prom when i woke up. lol. i fisted a toilet, put my head into it. had to get dragged around by my friend.
i dont remember any of this by the way. none whatsoever. but i believe them.
the moral of the story, do some reseaerch before you drink, and dont drink a shitload in 5 minutes, the first time you ever get drunk.
there are various pictures of me on various cameras, but i will not upload them for you people to see. lol.
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