Elephants never forget.

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  • Tvan
    Mod Crazy
    • Feb 2005
    • 780

    #1

    Elephants never forget.

    In 1986, Malek Mabembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Malek approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Malek worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Malek stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Malek never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.Twenty years later, Malek was walking through the Chicago Zoowith his teen aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over near to where Malek and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Malek couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Malek summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Malek’s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.


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  • FredK
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 14739

    #2
    ban

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    • 325Projectz
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jan 2005
      • 1956

      #3
      Originally posted by FredK
      ban
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      • M42Technik
        R3V OG
        • Dec 2003
        • 9781

        #4
        Ban
        Reminiscing...

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        • StereoInstaller1
          GAS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22679

          #5
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          • MikeE30325i
            Banned
            • Aug 2006
            • 2356

            #6
            What?

            stupidest thread on r3v yet.

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            • MattE30
              E30 Mastermind
              • Oct 2003
              • 1520

              #7
              Originally posted by MikeE30325i
              What?

              stupidest thread on r3v yet.
              Very doubtful

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              • browntown
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jun 2004
                • 3524

                #8
                Originally posted by MikeE30325i
                What?

                stupidest thread on r3v yet.
                That's a rather lofty claim, I'm sure there's better.

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                • LINUS
                  R3VLimited
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 2422

                  #9
                  Originally posted by browntown
                  That's a rather lofty claim, I'm sure there's better.

                  +1


                  But I have to admit I smiled at the end - I expected a Hallmark card, and instead got a lesson in common sense.

                  It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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                  • Garageaholic
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                    • Dec 2005
                    • 5204

                    #10
                    I created a "jokes" thread for a reason...

                    if this is indeed a joke...
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                    • Jscotty
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 2285

                      #11
                      LOL! I read the title and I was getting ready to post that joke thinking that this was something else.

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                      • Jon325i
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 6934

                        #12
                        Reading the title had me prepared for a Republican joke. What a disappointment.

                        Jon
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                        • backtrail69
                          R3V Elite
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 4471

                          #13
                          I thought it was humorous..
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                          • DarkWing6
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7144

                            #14
                            Originally posted by backtrail69
                            I thought it was humorous..
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                            • LINUS
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 2422

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jon325i
                              Reading the title had me prepared for a Republican joke. What a disappointment.

                              Jon

                              The Bush family has provided more than enough jokes this decade - and they are pretty hard to top.

                              I still laugh whenever that clip of Sr. puking at some political dinner in Japan makes its' way around the net.

                              It's not how you handle the good times, but the faith you keep in the bad that defines you.

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