this girl

[Rigmaster]

attn Mods:

Please change the name of this board to:

"R3VLimited-
THE place to come for dating advice from broke ass hard dick kids living in mom and dad's basement."


That is all.

[Charlie]

Are those chicks 14?

-Charlie

[blunttech]

Quit kissing ass and pampering her. take her out like she's one of the guys, when you take her home and hook it up quit thinking she's one of the guys.

I have many years of romaning the ladies and have had good success without acting like an asshole, chicks want what you want...good times.

"take her out like she's one of the guys, when you take her home and hook it up quit thinking she's one of the guys."

take fanzottis advice here. he told me this is very important because the last chick he took out "like one of the guys" went bad when he started to get it on with her and he found out she didnt have a cock he couldnt get hard

[browntown]

The ass hole thing only works on chicks with low self esteem

you mean all women?

[mudflaps]

true..and im drunk and like to hear wat yall say ok mudflaps? how can u get ladies wit a username like that? r3vlmied is a high class executive club. second..i can almost always get girls and since its difficult for this one its intrigued me. sure i can go for hotter ones, but this ones a challendge and i like taht. cal me crazy call me wreckless

excuse me? you need to revisit third grade you inbred piece of shit.

I get mad ladies btw...
8-)

the way I get ladies is just getting the first date/hangout. If I can land that, im golden. after that, they get comfortable with me, and it usually leads to long term relationship, etc. especially when dealing with older women/women with intelligence, you need to show yours (if you are intelligent). meaningful conversation paired with decent to very good looks, doing the small things, and doing the right things at the right time will yield a success most likely. If you cant do this, I dont know what to say.

[joshh]

haha ii love it i needd to be an asshole i can do that i ssupose and be flakey yea il find other grls to chill with. no problem.and josh not too much feelings goin on just straight upness ok so just screw off buuddy. and heylike i said shes no stranger to bmws..her had has one and im good with parents.. which is VITAL TO THE MISSION. so im good there. and the e30 has plenty of back seat room. but the mustang can only take out in day bc the lights have a short or somethin hehe. hey its a 40 yea old car

Can a 14 year old stunna please translate this for me........thanks.

[schmidty]

I'm disappointed in r3v. Actually giving advise to a kid with girly problems instead of continually calling him ghey, emo, etc and not once asking for pics of hot girl or ban??? tsk tsk...

I think the interweb is coming to an end...

[Ender.]

Did you take the pic down? Lame.

People that come to the internet for relationship advice from total strangers are sad. No offense but dont you have any other "real" friends that you can ask for advice?

Or be a man already and stick it to her.

[uofom3]

actually it is most girls, they like to find fixer upper guys. "oh, i can change him, he's really a good person inside"
besides what's wrong with lowself esteem girls (other than eating disorders, codependence, drinking probs, etc) they are an easy kill.

lol

[Mr.SWISS]

chicks with lots of guy friends are bad news

Agreed

[uofom3]

I get mad ladies btw...
8-)

the way I get ladies is just getting the first date/hangout. If I can land that, im golden. after that, they get comfortable with me, and it usually leads to long term relationship, etc. especially when dealing with older women/women with intelligence, you need to show yours (if you are intelligent). meaningful conversation paired with decent to very good looks, doing the small things, and doing the right things at the right time will yield a success most likely. If you cant do this, I dont know what to say.

nothing like unconfirmable, e-cockwagging to bolster up credibility! This is some of the most stupidly arrogant shit I've ever read on r3v - and that's saying something.

[uofom3]

All I'm going to tell you is that it's probably not worth it. Unless she has some magical vagina that we don't know about as men that does things that normal vagina can only dream of - just let it slide. There will be easier fish to fry - waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is out there and relatively easy to come by (depending on standards or how desperate you are). However, based on what you're saying by harping on her hotness, it sounds like you may not get "super hot" chicks on a regular basis or something. They will come around, so don't get caught up on this one - ESPECIALLY if you want a relationship and not some quick ass.

[Mr.SWISS]

excuse me? you need to revisit third grade you inbred piece of shit.

I get mad ladies btw...
8-)

You can keep the "ladies" with the mud flaps, I like my vagina's sans tonneau cover.

[mudflaps]

nothing like unconfirmable, e-cockwagging to bolster up credibility! This is some of the most stupidly arrogant shit I've ever read on r3v - and that's saying something.

i have no need to prove myself here.

[mudflaps]

You can keep the "ladies" with the mud flaps, I like my vagina's sans tonneau cover.

yes, FUPA is played out.