so i take this girl home last night...

[JAM]

we wake up this morning and she has to work in a few hours. i throw on some clothes and as im walking onto the porch to my apt i look at my phone and notice i have 6 missed calls from my mom. while walking down the stairs i see my mom's car pull into my appt parking lot. she gets out and is like "you forgot, didnt you."

apparently i was supposed to be at their house at 10 to wait for the hot tub guys to show up (my mom just bought a hot tub and she cant be here when they come and set it up)

so long story short, im sitting here eating rasin bran crunch while some poor girl i just met last night is being driven home by my mother.

[hugh jass]

hahaha, that must be a fun car ride

[wickedE30]

If you just met her last night,and that quickly took her home she is lucky to get a ride home from you or your mother.I would of let the skank walk home.

[kylebes1]

If you just met her last night,and that quickly took her home she is lucky to get a ride home from you or your mother.I would of let the skank walk home.

[blunttech]

this is a disturbing thread. once when i was living at home i had this chick totally naked and was probing her holes when my mom yells downstairs "i need to talk to you" and started walking down the stairs. i said wait mom, ill be right up. she says "it will only take a second" and comes down to see this poor girl being violated by her son. she got all embarrassed and went back up. she never said a word about it but the girl was humiliated. i laughed and then made something to eat

[hugh jass]

this is a disturbing thread. once when i was living at home i had this chick totally naked and was probing her holes when my mom yells downstairs "i need to talk to you" and started walking down the stairs. i said wait mom, ill be right up. she says "it will only take a second" and comes down to see this poor girl being violated by her son. she got all embarrassed and went back up. she never said a word about it but the girl was humiliated. i laughed and then made something to eat

this story is probably true, but substitute '400 lb male hooker' for 'chick'.
why didn't you call me back last night like you said you would bitch?

[blunttech]

this story is probably true, but substitute '400 lb male hooker' for 'chick'.
why didn't you call me back last night like you said you would bitch?

because i knew you would insult me this morning in a thread on r3v. so fuck you jensen. besides, my son and girlfriend hung out for a long time and i was talking with them.

[Dave]

this is a disturbing thread. once when i was living at home i had this chick totally naked and was probing her holes when my mom yells downstairs "i need to talk to you" and started walking down the stairs. i said wait mom, ill be right up. she says "it will only take a second" and comes down to see this poor girl being violated by her son. she got all embarrassed and went back up. she never said a word about it but the girl was humiliated. i laughed and then made something to eat

This happened to me last week, but substitute "wife" for "mom" and "husband for "son".

:pimp:

[Jean]

LOL great thread.... make sure to post if your mom approves haha

[Turf1600]

yeah i wanna hear what your mom had to say

[DarkWing6]

and if she doesn't say anything you must ask

[Jscotty]

One day after school I went over this girl's house to play "doctor". Her mother came home unexpectedly, walked in on us, and then she calmly closed the door. So after that the girl had to go downstairs and explain herself. Next thing-- all I hear is pots and pans slamming on the floor.

[JAM]

my mom said she was a sweet girl heh

[Turf1600]

One day after school I went over this girl's house to play "doctor". Her mother came home unexpectedly, walked in on us, and then she calmly closed the door. So after that the girl had to go downstairs and explain herself. Next thing-- all I hear is pots and pans slamming on the floor.

wtf was happening?

[Jscotty]

Apparently her mother lost it and started taking it out my girlfriend.