What do you think of porn?

[SandyEggoE30Girl]

WOW Kate is still alive!

Me personally............ well hardcore porn is pretty icky if you ask me, but the artsie stuff like Andrew Blake is kinda cool. He also uses really good looking people in his videos.

Of course all this coming from a crack whore barbbie, that drives a 20 year old car, and does things american girls don't.

[Kate525i]

i guess one exception would be kate or e30pride. i bet they could be trained to make a fine sandwich

For your information, I do make a damn fine sandwich.....;)

[Kate525i]

WOW Kate is still alive!

Of course all this coming from a crack whore barbbie, that drives a 20 year old car, and does things american girls don't.

Yes, I'm still here. I'm on bimmer forums alot with the other E34ers, but it's down, so I'm bored and catching up in R3vlife....

And hey..... SOME american girls do those kinds of things ;)...... lol

[e30prideTN]

For your information, I do make a damn fine sandwich.....;)

Damnit...you took this right out of my mouth.

As for me, I used to hate porn because I didn't understand it. I'm not "into" it, but I do have a few dvds at home basically because it does help a lot to get into the mood with my significant other. One clip cracks me up because two girls are going at it while the guy plays the guitar and sings.

And I did have a male porn video, but I have to admit it...watch men jack off just isn't sexy. Kind of disturbing really....well, the ones that I've seen at least (in porn). Lol...and I just sent that one in the mail to a guy on e30tech for his bday...hell, he's only 17. I thought it'd be funny to go along with the dildo I sent him too

[SandyEggoE30Girl]

LOL

Now we just need Kellie to chime in here..........

What do you wanna bet all the r3ver dudes are watching this thread really close now???:finger:

[e30prideTN]

LOL

Now we just need Kellie to chime in here..........

What do you wanna bet all the r3ver dudes are watching this thread really close now???:finger:

YESSSS! We just need more women so we can overtake this he-man woman haters club!

[Kate525i]

LOL

Now we just need Kellie to chime in here..........

What do you wanna bet all the r3ver dudes are watching this thread really close now???:finger:

HAHAHA guarantee it..... should we give em something to look forward to? lol j/k....kinda...

[SandyEggoE30Girl]

Spanky: Let’s start a club right now. The He-man Woman-haters. I'll be
president.
Alfalfa: And I'll be second president, and you can be third president.
Buckwheat: Thanks.
Spanky: Alright, get up and do exactly what I do. Put your hand on your
heart, and raise your other hand. We, the He-man
Woman- haters club...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat: We, the he-man woman-haters club...
Spanky: ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Alfalfa and Buckwheat: ...promise not to fall for this Valentine’s business...
Spanky: ...because girls are the bunk.
Alfalfa and Buckwheat: ...because girls are the bunk.

[JGood]

less talking. more samiches.

[Kate525i]

Turkey? Roast Beef? Ham? Type of bread? mayo? Mustard? come on, gimmie some ideas here!

[e30prideTN]

Turkey? Roast Beef? Ham? Type of bread? mayo? Mustard? come on, gimmie some ideas here!

Quit stealing my humorous responses quicky!? lol

Now how about a real sandwich? Philly cheesesteak? Mmm...yum.

[Kate525i]

Quit stealing my humorous responses quicky!? lol

Now how about a real sandwich? Philly cheesesteak? Mmm...yum.

quicker fingers honey! lol

[Jscotty]

XNXX.com

If you like xnxx, you will like madthumbs.com and AskJolene.com even better.

[Vedubin01]

I just want someone to buy my wheels!

;)

[LINUS]

All this samich talk is making me hungry. We need samich porn. Like a big Quizno with all the good heart attack stuff on it.