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    My new job - Condom tester

    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

    #2
    Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
    Im now E30less.
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      #3
      Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
      Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
      Married FTW. Not to mention I'm getting snipped at some point, too. We decided that we're only having one kid.

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        #4
        Unpaid...wtf.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

        "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

        ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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          #5
          Originally posted by joshh View Post
          Unpaid...wtf.
          Some people can bitch about anything.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mr. Anderson View Post
            Married FTW. Not to mention I'm getting snipped at some point, too. We decided that we're only having one kid.
            Don't do it yet, women have a way of changing there feelings. Mine wants a third and and I for one don't want to have one at my age.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mr. Anderson View Post
              Some people can bitch about anything.
              They sure can.
              What if the condoms don't work? Now lets think about that for a minute....or do we need to? And all you get is $60.00 of condoms and maybe a chance at the whopping 1k. Sounds fair. But lets not use common sense on this issue eh.
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

              "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

              ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                #8
                does this offer come with the girls for testing ? lol

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Lilu View Post
                  does this offer come with the girls for testing ? lol
                  Would like to volunteer?

                  www.stancefactory.com

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by joshh View Post
                    They sure can.
                    What if the condoms don't work? Now lets think about that for a minute....or do we need to? And all you get is $60.00 of condoms and maybe a chance at the whopping 1k. Sounds fair. But lets not use common sense on this issue eh.

                    Its mostly to just have a legitimate business card that says "Professional Condom Tester"

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by LivingLegend06 View Post
                      Its mostly to just have a legitimate business card that says "Professional Condom Tester"
                      Now that's different.:)
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                      "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                      ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                        #12
                        Pull out a badge - then say "Sorry, you're going to have to come with me"
                        Originally posted by Matt-B
                        hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                          #13
                          There are enough women out there who are are fat, ugly, despirate, or all 3 to the point where you have enough test subjects.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
                            Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
                            Have fun when the BC doesn't work.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Zya8187 View Post
                              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
                              Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
                              Have fun when the BC doesn't work.
                              Or when she wants a commitment while you do not, and, as a result, stops taking the pill without telling you and gets pregnant. Happened to a friend of mine. The girl tried to get him to marry her, but despite the kid he still didn't do it.

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