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  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19983
    #1

    My new job - Condom tester

    http://www.news.com.au/sundaytelegra...rom=public_rss
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?
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    • Ryan Stewart
      I Love Miatas
      • Oct 2003
      • 8978
      #2
      Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
      Im now E30less.
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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587
          #3
          Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
          Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
          Married FTW. Not to mention I'm getting snipped at some point, too. We decided that we're only having one kid.

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            • joshh
              R3V OG
              • Aug 2004
              • 6195
              #4
              Unpaid...wtf.
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

              "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

              ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587
                  #5
                  Originally posted by joshh
                  Unpaid...wtf.
                  Some people can bitch about anything.

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                    • SchnellerVert
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 3948
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                      Married FTW. Not to mention I'm getting snipped at some point, too. We decided that we're only having one kid.
                      Don't do it yet, women have a way of changing there feelings. Mine wants a third and and I for one don't want to have one at my age.

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                        • joshh
                          R3V OG
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 6195
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                          Some people can bitch about anything.
                          They sure can.
                          What if the condoms don't work? Now lets think about that for a minute....or do we need to? And all you get is $60.00 of condoms and maybe a chance at the whopping 1k. Sounds fair. But lets not use common sense on this issue eh.
                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                            • Lilu
                              Noobie
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 10
                              #8
                              does this offer come with the girls for testing ? lol

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                                • ZiMMie
                                  E30 Modder
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 968
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Lilu
                                  does this offer come with the girls for testing ? lol
                                  Would like to volunteer?

                                  www.stancefactory.com

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                                    • LivingLegend06
                                      E30 Mastermind
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 1604
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by joshh
                                      They sure can.
                                      What if the condoms don't work? Now lets think about that for a minute....or do we need to? And all you get is $60.00 of condoms and maybe a chance at the whopping 1k. Sounds fair. But lets not use common sense on this issue eh.

                                      Its mostly to just have a legitimate business card that says "Professional Condom Tester"

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                                        • joshh
                                          R3V OG
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 6195
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by LivingLegend06
                                          Its mostly to just have a legitimate business card that says "Professional Condom Tester"
                                          Now that's different.:)
                                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                          "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                                          ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                                            • george graves
                                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 19983
                                              #12
                                              Pull out a badge - then say "Sorry, you're going to have to come with me"
                                              Originally posted by Matt-B
                                              hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                                                • Jscotty
                                                  Banned
                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 2285
                                                  #13
                                                  There are enough women out there who are are fat, ugly, despirate, or all 3 to the point where you have enough test subjects.

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                                                    • Zya8187
                                                      Advanced Member
                                                      • May 2007
                                                      • 195
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                                                      Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
                                                      Have fun when the BC doesn't work.

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                                                        • kommissar
                                                          E30 Addict
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 402
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Zya8187
                                                          Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                                                          Thankfully I am in a commited relationship with a girl who has been on BC for years and was tested for teh STDs. Condoms FTL.
                                                          Have fun when the BC doesn't work.
                                                          Or when she wants a commitment while you do not, and, as a result, stops taking the pill without telling you and gets pregnant. Happened to a friend of mine. The girl tried to get him to marry her, but despite the kid he still didn't do it.

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