Worst living thing you ever hit?

[LINUS]

Tagged a deer in my Jetta (told the story before)- the worst was picking chunks of its' hide & meat out from around the cat converter because it was cooking & burning - burnt meat, piss, shit & bile, and burnt hair smell FTL.

I am all for killing, gutting, & eating deer - but that hide & chunks of meat had the bladder & intestines blown all over, so this turned me off to eating deer meat for a good year. Just couldn't get it out of my head.

[e30prideTN]

The worst for me was several raccoons at a time. I heard a huge "thump" under the car; yup, I cried for a few minutes. I hate to hit innocent things.

My brother unfortunately hit a drunk dude in a wheelchair with his crx. I can still remember that night very vividly and it's something you would not ever want to deal with! He died on the scene :/ I know, it sounds bad...the whole wheelchair thing but dude was coming from a liquor store and sitting in the road.

[golde30]

there are tons of pigeons in the city, i hit about 1/week. its hilarious, all i see is a poof of feathers, get a good laugh, and head on my way.

[rwh11385]

A fat chick. But I was drunk. I denied it happened.

[Kate525i]

I was driving home about a year ago relatively late (10-11 ish?) when I see a flash of movement, slammed on my breaks (this was in my old chevy Cavalier, and the breaks SUCK compared to my e34) and still heard a huge thump. I immediately stopped and put it in reverse and backed up next to the remains of a white rabbit... I went home crying the whole way. I know, big baby, bu I love animals and hate the thought of killing one...

EDIT: other than that, a mix of a few chimunks/squirrels/mice/moles etc.... my mom lives out on a dirt back road.... lots of little critters...

[Jonathan M3]

I hit a duck in mid flight while I was doing about 30mph in my dads gmc truck. I kinda laughed because it made the loudest "thud" noise and actually shook the truck. No damage though.

I caught a bird in the air dam of the E30 once while doing about 80.

[VacMan]

A week before Xmas 2005, I hit a dude walking across the on-ramp of the 215 freeway in pitch black. I was driving my F150 with my wife and her 15 year old brother. We were returning from Home Depot with our Christmas tree. I looked left to confirm I could merge, looked back and he was standing in the middle of the lane.

Not a joke, btw, it's the truth. He ended up with some broken bones and I ended up with a dented hood and smashed in billet grille. None of his insurances (auto, home, health) would pay for the damages to my truck, so I had to fix them out of pocket. I just put the OEM FX4 grille back on. If you look in the pic you can see the damage to the hood.

That's pretty much the worst living thing I've ever hit.

Tim

[FJ40]

Snapping Turtle, and a flock of Geese.


My pastor at church told me never to swerve for animals, so I remembered that at that split second and ran the fuckers over. He said it was Kosher, so if I go to hell for that, Im blaming his stupid ass.

I'd run over your pastor, I hear it is Kosher.

[Turf1600]

This is the worst thread ever. I try extremely hard not to hit animals. I've picked up countless turtles and what not. My dad did however hit a cow on a motorcycle. Obviously, the cow was in better shape.

PS - why would anyone run over snakes on purpose?

[86espowa]

I hit Jscottys mom once.

lets put it this way, after i was done, you would never be able to tell it was a bed.

[ivo316]

An argentinean hereford :(.

ON the road from mendoza to San Juan, (A desert like Road) the cow just walked into the road and froze, I'll never forget those dumb eyes, it just stayed there, I slammed on the brakes and at the last moment let go so it wouldnt fall on the roof (which it did anyway), I manged to slow down to about 50mph.

That was the end of my 1975 dodge R/T Coupe.

Walked out of it unharmed, but it was luck, it almost killed me and my former wife.

The car was totaled.

[rThor432]

I hit a fox in my truck. It sucked. I could have stopped, but the Buick behind me wouldnt have been able to. Ditch to the right and on-coming traffic to the left. No choice.

A bird hit my truck and got stuck in my radiator. His fault. It was sliced in half by my grill before it hit my radiator. He baked for a few weeks before I realized he was there. Quite a mess when I finally cleaned it. I hate birds.

And I came over a hill on a back road one time and almost hit a werewolf. In my truck or eta, cant remember. Swear it looked like a deer sized wolf..

[der affe]

1x kid on a bike (jumped out infront of me when i was making a right turn from a stop)

100 or more rabbitts ( they are everywhere in the spring and they just dart across the dark road when you approach)

100 or more doves (the 101 east between camelback and via-linda @ sun rise and sunset, they just fly right across the freeway, mostly at windshield level. my record is four in one trip, 2 going to costco, and 2 coming back. little dove at 90 = puff of feathers!)

1 x cat (hit it around 67th ave and camelback in my a-2 jetta @ around 70 mph. happened just before a traffic light and i had a big lip spoiler with support struts and the car was low. scooped him up in the lip spoiler stopped at the red light, got out to look, and the cat got up from the bumper spoiler and ran off! )

1 x dog hit my '58 bug ( my neighbor's dog was chasing a cat and came too close to the back bumper and impaled it's side on the rear bumper and bent it straight! tore the dog's skin off it's ribcage. he offered to pay for a new bumper, i told him no. $1200 later the dog was ok.)

funny link too!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMtwj5qNhLw&mode=related&search=

[crunk3]

my friend ran over a skunk once. It Stained his rims and paint and his car smelt for a few months