The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[triggrhaapi]

Nothing is epic about Lagunitas, except the amount of sugar in all of their brews. Their target FGs are just too high.

Sugar is a really efficient alcohol producer, you'd think that would drive the FG down unless they are using weaksauce yeast.

BTW, great beer you're named after.

[Optimator]

Sugar is a really efficient alcohol producer, you'd think that would drive the FG down unless they are using weaksauce yeast.

BTW, great beer you're named after.

A little more attenuation across the whole line would be nice. I laughed heartily when they claimed over 80 IBU on their double IPA. You would not be able to tell with the sheer amount of sugar punching you in the face.

Mr. triggrhaapi, I actually prefer Ayinger Celebrator over Optimator, but I like the sound of the word Optimator--as if it were designed by some German brewmaster who wanted to get you optimally drunk.

[triggrhaapi]

As I said, they probably used a weaksauce yeast. You want a champagne style yeast to eat up sucrose. Yeast isn't really going to be a prominent flavor if you're aiming for top IBUs anyway. Once it gets dry it's going to be all hops and then some more hops.

I want to make a doppelbock called "Gubernator" and put arnie on the bottle.

[DEV0 E30]

For last year's words belong to last year's language and next year's words await another
voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning.

Everyone have a safe and amazing New Years.

[tg318is]

mmmmmm heres to the new year!!

[SLUCK]

Cold as a mountain stream smooth as its name

[gazellebeigem3]

^ booooooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhh


i just drank a case with some womenz

[Jesse30]

jamesons + $10 tequila from mexico + gin sours since 5

im fucked up right now. 2010 is my drunk year. might as well since the world is ending 2012 right?????

[dashboardmonkey]

tomorrow is my day off

quarter beers at the bar down the street.....................so guess what? i'm drunk

[Erick]

Although I am almost sober.... it's 7am and I just made it home. Today's going to be a fun day. Stocking up on 7 hour energy shots, taking a shower and off to work!

[leland21]

yeah fo scool tomrow... good night though, no parrtys but a good stream of people coming through and having a good time (especially those who brought beer and forgot it here!!) late night and probably taking the bus to school with how i feel now and class in a few hours..

[DatUtahGuy]

Need to get drunk soon, it's this late and I'm sober, something's off.

Oh yeah!!! I'm drinking utah beer

fml :(

[Maluco]

accouinting in the wintertmestrt? yeahm fivk! tha6!!!!!!

[Erick]

ehOLY SHIT .wait....caps... um. Friendly fire..... awesome band.

Great drunk music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9GW3qbW45s

Anyone that disagrees is not drunk enough
Abs
Erick

[bimmer_E30]

bro i am not drunk but i am high dope is good my niggggga hahahaha