The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[ak-]

Not me!
I just came back from BMXing at a skatepark with a friend. Had to hop the 10ft fence lol.

[KillaCam]

Not me!
I just came back from BMXing at a skatepark with a friend. Had to hop the 10ft fence lol.

no peddlers allowed in sk8 parks (im a sk8er)
lol my friend use to hope the local sk8 park fence with his bike

[freeride53]

hahaha peddlers in skate park arounnd where i live always get in trouble. i've taken this to a few parks though....

[xwill112x]

im feelin good. just graduated high school!! so yea, i feel good and its still just like 1pm. lolz.

[blck325is]

Hmm so while quite drunk I managed to call the girl I was with the name of my ex..while fucking her. However, regardless of the colossal fuck-up she still wants me to make her say my name again. I'm 22 and she's 27, older chicks are absolutely ridiculous. Figured it was about time I made a contribution to this thread and what better way to start than by recounting my escapades.

[leland21]

Hmm so while quite drunk I managed to call the girl I was with the name of my ex..while fucking her. However, regardless of the colossal fuck-up she still wants me to make her say my name again. I'm 22 and she's 27, older chicks are absolutely ridiculous. Figured it was about time I made a contribution to this thread and what better way to start than by recounting my escapades.

try explaining to the girl you're after that "she" introduced you to each other and you just broke up with you're girlfriend so why wouldn't I ask?

[gazellebeigem3]

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

[tg318is]

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAYYY!!1!!1!!one!!!!!!11!!!!

[JMil86]

Hmm so while quite drunk I managed to call the girl I was with the name of my ex..while fucking her. However, regardless of the colossal fuck-up she still wants me to make her say my name again. I'm 22 and she's 27, older chicks are absolutely ridiculous. Figured it was about time I made a contribution to this thread and what better way to start than by recounting my escapades.

Older chicks=epic. I slept with a 28 yr old right after thanksgiving, who was awesome in bed, and then a 32 yr old on new years. I'm 23 :p.

[dreamchasin]

hi. i am zach. this is the thread i think i am supposed to be in. the drunk and stupid thread right

[e30guydownunder]

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAYYY!!1!!1!!one!!!!!!11!!!!

yeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w

[85Dirty30]

anyone up for shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[e30trooper]

blue moon FTMFW!

[leland21]

I'm not a very good drunk. Hot tubbing and beer pong good times, then you punch somebody and make out with the girl you're withs best friend right in front of her and she manages to pour beer on your head from the second story loft.

[Erick]

Seriously, I am feeling pretty good right now. I'm already at that "buy one get two drinks" level at the current bar.... at the rate I'm going I'll be suffering of alcohol poisoning in NO time.

No great accomplishments tonight, aside from a successful consumption of close to a dozen beers.