fuck yeha dude karkov 12.89 for a gallon of gasoline
							
						
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"Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."
John F. Kennedy
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you're a bad person for driving drunk. especially in an e30Comment
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fuck quattro loco.
no buene, penche maricon.
or something of that sort. fuck the blue flavor as well.1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
1994 540i - Granitsilber
Originally posted by scabzzzzI've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.Comment
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one time, when I was like, 16, a friend of mine's older brother purchased a 5th of some bottom shelf vodka for me. I hid it in my closet under some shit, and I assumed the parental units were snooping and found it because I went to grab it one night and it was gone. stressed, I asked my ignorant younger sister if she had moved my vodka. she replied by saying, "what's a vodika?". the bottle somehow reappeared a few days later.Comment
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Although I'm not drunk at all I've been drinking all night. It is just right now I'm to pissed off to get drunk. I have drunk at least 2 bottles of champagne and a litter of beer, still nothing, not even a buzz. I need to find some form of an outlet for my aggression, wither it be talking, or what. But fuck, something needs to be done, cant keep it bottled up inside of me any longer.
[edit] but I know when I wake up my head will not be happy with me, so I'll drink a lot of water before I go to sleep. But damn, fuck every thing.Last edited by CaptCanada; 10-07-2010, 04:32 PM.a light will shine down from somewhere, it will light upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will say to yourself, "I have to r3v."Comment
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Dont dink and dranceInstagram: @jstnlwsOriginally posted by HarryPotternot to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.Comment
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was replacing the clutch on an e36 325i and got plastered cause it was stupid getting to the top bolts on the tranny!Originally posted by blunttechr3v does not fuck around. First you get banned, then they shoot youComment
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Hey, fuck you idiots. That's right, Newcastle bitch and chix. I'm gonna go cook something... Not really hungry, but fuck I wanna cook
PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
Originally posted by DTM190"fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"Comment
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Im so drunk.
And I'm glad that r3v has given me a place to say this without getting banned.
+2 r3vComment
 



							
						
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