The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Jand3rson]

Got them pulled out thsi morgning, at 9;15. It felt like I was only out for like 10 sconds, after they hooke dup the iv. Now I'm on someting like 800mg of ibuprofen and vicodin, and it's cool ebcause I don;t have any pain, and I feel nice and loopy. icam ein here to make a post all fucked uop cause I told you guys I would, and my monitor looks ibgger than my tv, its fuckng hiuge.

[Axxe]

Got them pulled out thsi morgning, at 9;15. It felt like I was only out for like 10 sconds, after they hooke dup the iv. Now I'm on someting like 800mg of ibuprofen and vicodin, and it's cool ebcause I don;t have any pain, and I feel nice and loopy. icam ein here to make a post all fucked uop cause I told you guys I would, and my monitor looks ibgger than my tv, its fuckng hiuge.

BEST MOTHERFUCKING POST EVER

[MR 325]

HAHAHAHHAHAA :pimp::curse:

[Axxe]

Who had an awesome saturday night? I sure did!

1. Bottle of red wine
2. 2 greyhounds with chicka I picked up clubbin' night before.
3. Six beers (weaker than greyhounds, but still booze)
4. A fat blunt with the resident pot head (free is the only way)
5. A full pack of cigs
6. Many pitchers at club
7. Chicka all night long

Got to love Montreal, always good times to be had !!

[Jand3rson]

My montior looks so god damn hgue u guys i';m serious it's freaking me out

[permit]

Put on 'The Wall', you'll have a completely deeper respect for music than ever before.

[Jand3rson]

Put on 'The Wall', you'll have a completely deeper respect for music than ever before.

I don't own that one, that's one of those movies I hate myself for not owning.

[Jand3rson]

Ok, I was diggin' the pain meds for most of the day yesterday, but now I'm really starting to not like this feeling. I'm all fucked up and disoriented, like I'm drunk. I hate feeling like this, I just want to be back to normal. I get drunk from time to time, yeah, but feeling like this all day is really shitty. It's no wonder I never did any kind of drugs. This sucks. And in the meantime, I couldn't go to work today because of how bad the drugs fuck me up, so I've now lost 2 days of work. :-(

[robert325is]

i can't believe i made it to page 6 of this thread without posting.


oh well... this will probably be my last post in here for a while

im taking a month off.




of r3v.

[permit]

Liar.

[Tvan]

Who had an awesome saturday night? I sure did!

Me too.
1. Double shot of Captain Morgan's
2. Watched the beginning of Dude, Where's My Car?
3. Another double shot of Captain Morgan's
4. Watched more of Dude, Where's My Car?
5. Another double shot of Captain Morgan's
6. Finished watching Dude, Where's My Car?
7. Another double shot of Captain Morgan's
8. Played Twister with modified rules. (I've never before grabbed someone's ass and nose with the same hand)
9. Made the best drunk dial of my life.
10. Went outside to watch my friend Kevin, the drunk China-man, do snow angels in his tighty-whities.
11. Back inside, on the couch. The vomiting begins.
12. I spend the next hour or so hugging the trash can, watching batman begins.
13. I either pass out or fall asleep. Either way that's when my night ended.

Last time I'll ever skip dinner on a Saturday.

[permit]

Eight shots and you were down for the count? Tsk tsk.

[MR 325]

i can't believe i made it to page 6 of this thread without posting.


oh well... this will probably be my last post in here for a while

im taking a month off.




of r3v.

And why is that?

[Tvan]

Eight shots and you were down for the count? Tsk tsk.

Eight shots in under an hour on an empty stomach. Bad idea.

[Stu]

Eight shots in under an hour on an empty stomach. Bad idea.

you fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles