The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

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Hey look all you chronic drunks! A new way to compare yourself to other drunks! Just over 12 beers in 100 minutes, do it waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

http://www.collegehumor.com/articles/1638131/

[MR 325]

I',m not drunk !!1

[Il Duce]

I',m not drunk !!1

SchwarzE30: i dotn want people getting onfused



thats a good admin

[Borat]

heh, hate that game. I have done it though.
My best effort is a doz between 8.00-9.06 (am)

After reading it what a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. vomiting after 60shots? Hell, my mates have gone to over 120shots (lost count after that). When the game is done properly you are not allowed to leave the table for anything. this was a high school game for us, having a lower drinking age than you guys we moved on to much more lethal games by college.

[MR 325]

Malibu, my friend11!

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Ambien is fucking me the fuck up. And my roommate is dying of weed in the next room.

I can look around my room and certain objects will pull out of nowhere and some crazy mind trip is followed. Every sound you hear while closing your eyes just makes you dart off to other areas of you mind, you start thinking and remembering the most random things. The weirdest is if you start picturing something in your head, then a shadow, or some music from the other room, or the tick of my watch start wacking out what you were picturing, and you can't even remember what you were originally picturing. Then you open your computer, and its like 'whoa, you're moving' and all senses and body movement become insane. The computer feels unproportionable <--that might be a made up word, i don't have spell check
The computer feels different, you can't control its exact movements because it feels like its weight shifts to different areas of the computer. Its like a state of only being able to see. You have no emotions, your thoughts are being messed with, and any senses you have are long gone. I can see and observe, and that is it. You can't comprehend everything that you are seeing, or have the ability to focus on it and think about what it could be---it, just is. When all goes dark again, you become dissallusioned and you can't feel the state of presence that you are in. Its like you're floating, but not up and down. Where was I, somone just sent me a link to tourettes. I don't think I ever was anywhere, so this is like a clean start. Anywho, I'm going to give in to its powers and lay to rest on my bed. Maybe, just maybe, I am in a state of nirvana that only few get to witness.

[Fidhle007]

I can't tell if that makes me want to run out and grab some or stay the fuck away from it! I better go take something to help me make up my mind...

[robert325is]

okayfuck nutters... imade it 1 dauys w/out posting in here... thats close enought o a munff...


fucking i need o study for my govermnet fuinal thats at 1pm in the afternoon

i drank heavil to help me study.. maybe itll work... i only need a 89 to pass thew class.. .wish this fucker luck... or imma have to take summer skool or get a GERD or some shit... there goes my 1390 SAT. bitchyes....


anyone got to TECKIS TEK?


i wann go there.. .oi gotta t umvlbe weed.







\ps. fuuck me gently...


its my 2 month avinersaarry with my g/f fuck yes. this weekend wil eb krunktastic.

[robert325is]

yo... check ou my sig... its fnny cuz it beacvis and butthead


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Beefeater...uuuugghhh. I've had a bottle of that dissapear in ~40 minutes. Ugly stuff. Jager and Malibu...much nicer on the stomach.

Hahaha, you still have finals!

[robert325is]

Hahaha, you still have finals!

hhaa


im still in hike school.. my last finalt is 720 tues morn




someone say summin bout my sidge!

[h0lmes]

Whats ambien? Sounds a lot like a mushroom trip. If you havent done shrooms I HIGHLY recommend it. You will have so much fun. Its really hard to explain what my trip was like but for the most part it consisted of me feeling like I was one with the rest of the universe. I felt so much smarter than the people around me and I could understand things that I wouldnt dream of comprehending now. Every thought seemed to be an epifany and every thought was of some huge significance, not just a normal everyday thought. I know it sounds like a bunch of shit but I cant even explain it thats how amazing it was. If anybody else whos done shrooms would care to share their trip story I would be very interested.

[MR 325]

Ambien is a perscription sleeping pill

[robert325is]

Whats ambien? Sounds a lot like a mushroom trip. If you havent done shrooms I HIGHLY recommend it. You will have so much fun. Its really hard to explain what my trip was like but for the most part it consisted of me feeling like I was one with the rest of the universe. I felt so much smarter than the people around me and I could understand things that I wouldnt dream of comprehending now. Every thought seemed to be an epifany and every thought was of some huge significance, not just a normal everyday thought. I know it sounds like a bunch of shit but I cant even explain it thats how amazing it was. If anybody else whos done shrooms would care to share their trip story I would be very interested.

i made o much dollahs ($$$$$) off of shrooms b/c i have a field full of cow shit behind mt house...


never tried the shit though.... if you pick it... you dont wanna try it, i promise.

[MR 325]

someone say summin bout my sidge!

I like it

There, happy? :D