The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[87-325ic]

hell yeah. my name's ryan too.

i got a fucking speeding ticket tonight. i wasnt even being stupid. besides pulling out onto a road with no traffic and accelerating too fast. didnt realize i was 15 over cause my speedometer recently quit on me!

didnt drink much tonight, as usual. the girls are all home for the holidays. and its 4am.


theres my contribution to this shithread.

[asubimmer]

ha

[asubimmer]

ninja edit, that was a drunk "ha". not a ha in any relation to your unfortunate encounter with the five 0000000.

[Dj Buttchug]

man fuk the po lice

[u3b3rg33k]

i fucking hate this goddam town. bar closes and everyone goes to sleep and i'm stuck here on the fuckin internet in my goddamn pijamas. Fuck yeah

lol. chilton. lol.

Let me guess, you have wireless internet like gravity park does?

[e30trooper]

what if I said im expecting a lil one, My life has changed.
Played 3 games of beer pong , won two by myself against 2 ppl.
lost the last one and took 3 beers home.
Life is crazy!
But , I love it.

yes im drunk , who cares. Lota shit on my mind. Also got a 150+ e30 meet for tomorrow.WoW and ohh yea , I love the rain! ( missin back window in vert FTMFL!!!!!!!!)

[Raxe]

hi :] christmas parties are fun shit

[Dermeister3]

IM 21 FUCKK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

prepare for drunken stupidity, LEGALLY!

[cbake82]

Im systematically!!!!!

[AbeSonic]

I'm systematically. :Rotfl1:


ohhh fuck I'm so highhh

[AbeSonic]

Goddamn CBake I ate all your fuckin food at your house...lmao!!!!

[cbake82]

I'm systematically. :Rotfl1:


ohhh fuck I'm so highhh

Damn dude for a little guy you sure do eat a lot!

[AbeSonic]

Damn dude for a little guy you sure do eat a lot!

om nom nom nom...!

[freeride53]

hahaha is janderson in the house?
you go to my school!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713190407#!/profile.php?id=100001422537555

[anza(kla)]

i sold couple months ago my turbo e30 and i bought e38.

oh my god,how much you got problems with all electric "comfortably" system.

i just cant believe it. :D

probably worst bmw i ever owned.

i had a buyer for that e38 (with all faults) and i cant even get steering wheel lock off to get that peace of shit in to workshop to get it fixed.
(buyer was coming for 130miles away to buy my car,and i even cant get it run.:D)

great cars. :rofl:

well i got to live with that,so now i drinked a whole bottle of russian vodka for my grief. :D and i am really enjoying myself right now. :p

and if that wasnt enought i lost my wallet 3 day ago and its new years eve,so i cant even go to bar to get really drunk.

life is just legen... wait for it... hope your not lactose-intolerance... dary... :rofl:

i´m glad i have newes´t "how i met your mother" episode and few other bottles of russian vodka´s and all kid of whiskey´s. :D

so i get wasted today and i dont even want to think about tomorrow.
i know i have a terrible hangover tomorrow (i havent drinked for 4 months) (no,im not alcoholic,i just havent got time to drink)

so HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you. :D

PS: i´m sorry about my writing´s. i´m drunk and i´m finnish,so i dont have perfect english writing skills.