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  • 87-325ic
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Apr 2006
    • 1198
    #1801
    hell yeah. my name's ryan too.

    i got a fucking speeding ticket tonight. i wasnt even being stupid. besides pulling out onto a road with no traffic and accelerating too fast. didnt realize i was 15 over cause my speedometer recently quit on me!

    didnt drink much tonight, as usual. the girls are all home for the holidays. and its 4am.


    theres my contribution to this shithread.

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      • asubimmer
        R3V OG
        • Jul 2004
        • 6482
        #1802
        ha
        ///Alpinweiß II 24v 91' 318is, Alpinweiß III 99' 323i, 04' Yamaha R6 SE for sale, 00' VW GTi, 83' El Camino BURNED, 01' P71sold, 92' Miatasold

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          • asubimmer
            R3V OG
            • Jul 2004
            • 6482
            #1803
            ninja edit, that was a drunk "ha". not a ha in any relation to your unfortunate encounter with the five 0000000.
            ///Alpinweiß II 24v 91' 318is, Alpinweiß III 99' 323i, 04' Yamaha R6 SE for sale, 00' VW GTi, 83' El Camino BURNED, 01' P71sold, 92' Miatasold

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              • Dj Buttchug
                R3V OG
                • Jun 2010
                • 7633
                #1804
                man fuk the po lice

                Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                Ig:ryno_pzk
                I like the tuna here.
                Originally posted by lambo
                Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                  • u3b3rg33k
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 2452
                    #1805
                    Originally posted by Ryan...
                    i fucking hate this goddam town. bar closes and everyone goes to sleep and i'm stuck here on the fuckin internet in my goddamn pijamas. Fuck yeah
                    lol. chilton. lol.

                    Let me guess, you have wireless internet like gravity park does?

                    Ich gehöre nicht zur Baader-Meinhof Gruppe
                    Originally posted by Top Gear
                    Just imagine waking up and remembering you're Mexican.

                    Every time you buy a car with DSC/ESC, Jesus kills a baby seal. With a kitten.

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                      • e30trooper
                        R3V OG
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 11576
                        #1806
                        what if I said im expecting a lil one, My life has changed.
                        Played 3 games of beer pong , won two by myself against 2 ppl.
                        lost the last one and took 3 beers home.
                        Life is crazy!
                        But , I love it.

                        yes im drunk , who cares. Lota shit on my mind. Also got a 150+ e30 meet for tomorrow.WoW and ohh yea , I love the rain! ( missin back window in vert FTMFL!!!!!!!!)

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                          • Raxe
                            R3V Elite
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5346
                            #1807
                            hi :] christmas parties are fun shit

                            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                              • Dermeister3
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 1184
                                #1808
                                IM 21 FUCKK YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

                                prepare for drunken stupidity, LEGALLY!

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                                  • cbake82
                                    E30 Addict
                                    • Jun 2009
                                    • 479
                                    #1809
                                    Im systematically!!!!!
                                    CBAKE
                                    86 Eta (sold)
                                    88 325ix (sold)
                                    87 325i

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                                      • AbeSonic
                                        Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                        • Sep 2010
                                        • 3635
                                        #1810
                                        I'm systematically. :Rotfl1:


                                        ohhh fuck I'm so highhh

                                        out dated sig is out dated

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                                          • AbeSonic
                                            Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                            • Sep 2010
                                            • 3635
                                            #1811
                                            Goddamn CBake I ate all your fuckin food at your house...lmao!!!!

                                            out dated sig is out dated

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                                              • cbake82
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 479
                                                #1812
                                                Originally posted by AbeSonic
                                                I'm systematically. :Rotfl1:


                                                ohhh fuck I'm so highhh
                                                Damn dude for a little guy you sure do eat a lot!
                                                CBAKE
                                                86 Eta (sold)
                                                88 325ix (sold)
                                                87 325i

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                                                  • AbeSonic
                                                    Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 3635
                                                    #1813
                                                    Originally posted by cbake82
                                                    Damn dude for a little guy you sure do eat a lot!
                                                    om nom nom nom...!

                                                    out dated sig is out dated

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                                                      • freeride53
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 11972
                                                        #1814
                                                        hahaha is janderson in the house?
                                                        you go to my school!

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                                                        1991 BMW 318i (Old Shell RIP, Now Being Re-shelled & Reborn)
                                                        1983 Peugeot 505 STI
                                                        1992 Volvo 240 Wagon
                                                        2009 Toyota 4Runner SR5 Sport 4WD

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                                                          • anza(kla)
                                                            Noobie
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 34
                                                            #1815
                                                            i sold couple months ago my turbo e30 and i bought e38.

                                                            oh my god,how much you got problems with all electric "comfortably" system.

                                                            i just cant believe it. :D

                                                            probably worst bmw i ever owned.

                                                            i had a buyer for that e38 (with all faults) and i cant even get steering wheel lock off to get that peace of shit in to workshop to get it fixed.
                                                            (buyer was coming for 130miles away to buy my car,and i even cant get it run.:D)

                                                            great cars. :rofl:

                                                            well i got to live with that,so now i drinked a whole bottle of russian vodka for my grief. :D and i am really enjoying myself right now. :p

                                                            and if that wasnt enought i lost my wallet 3 day ago and its new years eve,so i cant even go to bar to get really drunk.

                                                            life is just legen... wait for it... hope your not lactose-intolerance... dary... :rofl:

                                                            i´m glad i have newes´t "how i met your mother" episode and few other bottles of russian vodka´s and all kid of whiskey´s. :D

                                                            so i get wasted today and i dont even want to think about tomorrow.
                                                            i know i have a terrible hangover tomorrow (i havent drinked for 4 months) (no,im not alcoholic,i just havent got time to drink)

                                                            so HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you. :D

                                                            PS: i´m sorry about my writing´s. i´m drunk and i´m finnish,so i dont have perfect english writing skills.
                                                            -Oldschool supporter/Pervert

                                                            Project: E30 facelift M20 + Holset.

                                                            Driving: E30 facelift M40

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