The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Joe G]

what is this rubber you speak of?

[Sailor37]

Obama gonna give free rubbers to errbody!

[Joe G]

Condoms are good for only a few things

1) water balloons
2) making sex less pleasurable
3) making sex not happen(if you don't have one)
4) water balloons
5) drugs in your rectum
6) water balloons

[DatUtahGuy]

Condoms are good for only a few things

1) water balloons
2) making sex less pleasurable
3) making sex not happen(if you don't have one)
4) water balloons
5) drugs in your rectum
6) water balloons

What the fuck is it with you and water balloons kid?

[Joe G]

Can you think of anything else they are really good for? They will hold a gallon of water easily.

[AT-JeffT]

Agreed. 13 story dorm that is right in front of the door + condom water balloons = great fun.

[Joe G]

Granted if the girl isnt on the pill and she is one of those that is iffy, stinky, slutty, unfamiliar, or just loves the dick way too much then its rubber time. But for all my gfs, and past regular hook ups its bare backin the way god intended.

[Nsquared97]

Definitely just got good and buzzed up at the new, and only club in town... just in case you'all wanted to know.

[TopOfTheLine89]

Drunk Stupid and Laying it all out. Also young and dumb but mature for my age, 22. Thinking of moving to Phoenix Arizona. How is it there? Anyone been? I like the whole no rain, no winter and no rust thing. Also phoenix is within driving distance of California which I kinda long for but don't think i would ever afford as long as i'm a mechanic and also don't agree with the government there. I live in Dayton Ohio where the days are grey for 6 months out of the year, there's lots of rain and the cars rust fast. They use tons of salt here. The used import market is adequate but less then desirable. Its a dying city that once was great. The city had more patents then any city in America for years in the first half of the twentieth century. Now the city is nearly uninhabitable do to crime. Its beautiful but the people are poor and strung out.

[shaferbm]

Obama gonna give free rubbers to errbody!

You Won't.

[shaferbm]

Definitely just got good and buzzed up at the new, and only club in town... just in case you'all wanted to know.

At the New New River Gorge??!!?!

That's the only thing I know about and refer to as the New.

[ButtJuice]

Had 6 stellas and a full tube of hot sauce flavored (limited edition) pringles.... fuck

Also, 88.1 fm has been making sex to my ears.

[shaferbm]

Haha nice. The Stella's and the Pringles both sound delicious.

[Mr. Tasty]

Drunk Stupid and Laying it all out. Also young and dumb but mature for my age, 22. Thinking of moving to Phoenix Arizona. How is it there? Anyone been? I like the whole no rain, no winter and no rust thing. Also phoenix is within driving distance of California which I kinda long for but don't think i would ever afford as long as i'm a mechanic and also don't agree with the government there. I live in Dayton Ohio where the days are grey for 6 months out of the year, there's lots of rain and the cars rust fast. They use tons of salt here. The used import market is adequate but less then desirable. Its a dying city that once was great. The city had more patents then any city in America for years in the first half of the twentieth century. Now the city is nearly uninhabitable do to crime. Its beautiful but the people are poor and strung out.

there is tons of rain during the fall season. Well, if it does rain there's most likely flooding. Love it down here though

[shaferbm]

^I plan to move to the PNW as soon as I finish my bachelors. Clean cars, beautiful scenery, and it's also not Ohio. No one move to Ohio guys. All we have are roller coasters and senior citizens who go to Florida every winter.
I'm not bitter I swear.