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    this evening consisted of: whisky, beer, weird encounter with fat chicks, whisky, beer, bromance, good tunes, whiskey, and now r3v. Stay tuned for the hangowver edition.


    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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      Threw up during a lap dance last night.
      Life is good. Do what you like. Like what you do.

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        Originally posted by magicswan20 View Post
        Threw up during a lap dance last night.

        That sucks, was your customer upset?
        Lorin


        Originally posted by slammin.e28
        The M30 is God's engine.

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          Guess i coulda worded that a little better haha. Needless to say i dont think ill be going to that place anymore. 20 bux all you can drink... Got the best of me i suppose haha
          Life is good. Do what you like. Like what you do.

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            Aint no antidote!

            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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              HeaD hurts, need more nectar..

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                Last night we had a big old sausage fest with me and 9 of my friends. We killed 2 30 packs, 2 fifths and a 10$ handle. Ahh let the good times roll.

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                  Originally posted by magicswan20 View Post
                  Threw up during a lap dance last night.

                  Originally posted by LJ851 View Post
                  That sucks, was your customer upset?
                  hahahahaha
                  -Andy

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                    I miss all you guys.... no home. Fucking work blocks r3v and I'm too damn busy at home. fucking women sucking up all my time and life and spirit and dick and sperm and life......

                    but tallboys of icehouse rule

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                      lol@ icehouse...they still make that stuff?

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                        Your mom does

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                          I don't know what you've done to me but I know this much is trueeee...

                          I'm watching True Blood while pounding beers. A few sexy bitches in this show

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                            This thread is always good for a laugh
                            -Andy

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                              I'm drunk, bored and I want girls...

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                                Speaking of cougars......

                                Had a bit of a bbq last night, bout 20 people showed up. Out for a few after, i was the first to come home at 1am. One roomie and her man got home, broke into my room at 330 asking if i had any rubbers. I said no. GTFO
                                Other roomie came home, crashed out right away i hear.
                                Drunk buddy came shortly after, broke into my room to get me to come out for a drink. Shot of whiskey at 4am. Back to bed, he passes out on couch.
                                Door rings, one of our swedish aupair friends needs a place to crash. Set her up on the other couch at 430.
                                Then my other roomie barges into my room at 530, naked with a full hardon asking for rubbers. I say no, gtfo. I ask him where he's doing all this, he says on the back porch, in 35 degree weather, with a 45 year old cougar he picked up tonight, cause all the rooms and couches were taken.

                                Moral of the story, but your own fukin rubbers.
                                turk@gutenparts.com

                                Originally posted by Janderson
                                Properly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.

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