this evening consisted of: whisky, beer, weird encounter with fat chicks, whisky, beer, bromance, good tunes, whiskey, and now r3v. Stay tuned for the hangowver edition.
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Speaking of cougars......
Had a bit of a bbq last night, bout 20 people showed up. Out for a few after, i was the first to come home at 1am. One roomie and her man got home, broke into my room at 330 asking if i had any rubbers. I said no. GTFO
Other roomie came home, crashed out right away i hear.
Drunk buddy came shortly after, broke into my room to get me to come out for a drink. Shot of whiskey at 4am. Back to bed, he passes out on couch.
Door rings, one of our swedish aupair friends needs a place to crash. Set her up on the other couch at 430.
Then my other roomie barges into my room at 530, naked with a full hardon asking for rubbers. I say no, gtfo. I ask him where he's doing all this, he says on the back porch, in 35 degree weather, with a 45 year old cougar he picked up tonight, cause all the rooms and couches were taken.
Moral of the story, but your own fukin rubbers.turk@gutenparts.com
Originally posted by JandersonProperly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.
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