Went to a Halloween Party recently, dressed as a breathalyzer. Was already 10 beers in by the time I got there, ended up bringing a backpack with 17 beers in it. Dancing having a good time, went back to the car to get the handle of Captain Morgan, don't remember anything past that. But apparently I made out with a fat chick, got back to my apartment woke my roommate up at 5am by pissing on his desk chair, still black out drunk. Ended up peeing 2 more times, no where near a toilet, when I finally woke up at 9 (Still drunk) looked inside the backpack that I brought to the party and saw there were only 3 left.
People still don't look at me the same way around school.
Its a damn shame I don't remember anything, but apparently my friends tell me I was having a great time being a breathalyzer and asking girls to blow me. Yeah not my finest hour.
People still don't look at me the same way around school.
Its a damn shame I don't remember anything, but apparently my friends tell me I was having a great time being a breathalyzer and asking girls to blow me. Yeah not my finest hour.
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