thats why i drink at home. nothing beats walking maybe 20 feet to my bed.
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I woke up 10 feet from my bed, covered in my own vomit. I think its my own. Maybe its my dogs. hes next to me. his breath smells like vomit. maybe he puked on me. he drinks more than i do.
Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
Lobsterbacks attack the town again
Wrap all my things in aluminum
Beams of darkness streak across the sky
Pink rays from the ancient satellite
Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.
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How did I miss this thread?
I'm a bartender. There was a point during my shift tonight where I almost grabbed the mop in anticipation of having to mop myself off the floor.
I would say, if you asked me right now, which you didn't, that 90% of the time when I go to bed I have at least a .20 BAC. That's a low figure.
...and here's the kicker: I'm so used to it that I can type perfectly right now. My liver is steel.- 2000 Audi S4 Stg 2 (sold)
- house (bought)
- 1997 Civic Hatch (shaky but driveable)
- 2010 Sportster 1200 Forty Eight Ed. (vroom)
- 1991 318is S50B30 (TBA)
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There was bottles of heineken in the dollar bin at the supermarket... 32 dollars later... I'm wasted.
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