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    We went through 6 kegs this weekend.....damn.

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      Originally posted by love the booB5 View Post
      I did that a couple of weeks ago. Came to find out she was a beast. Dark bar + me hammered + any woman around = me trying to get my dick wet.

      easy fix. when you get home take a shot. turn the lights down in the room..and you two will be cleared for take off.. just tell her you gotta work in the morning and she needs to peace once your all toweled off

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        Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

        I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...
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          Originally posted by Fidhle007 View Post
          Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

          I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...



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            Originally posted by Fidhle007 View Post
            Gin, Tequila and whiskey are a great mix now.

            I'm not sure I'll be saying that in the morning...

            you are most of the way to a long island icetea with that combo!
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              Originally posted by der affe View Post
              you are most of the way to a long island icetea with that combo!
              Damn. I might as well go get fitted for a vagina.


              Well, it's morning and the hangover hasn't hit yet...


              Now we wait.
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                I had a $78 bar tab, one of my cabinets in the bathroom has the doors ripped off of it, and my head is killing me.

                I need to quit drinking.

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                  Originally posted by Money$hift View Post
                  I need to quit drinking.
                  You take it back
                  I drive a B5 A4 and have nothing constructive to offer this community.

                  Bring on the HATE.

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                    mmmmmm beeeeerrrrrr is sooo good, vagina is just as good tho :D


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                      after a long night of caribou lous. good times!

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                        Originally posted by mintscorpion

                        Halloween '05 with a lady friend of mine.

                        looks like a girl i know, butoutta my league

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                          Outta my league = Her telling me where my tongue stops fitting.

                          Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                          Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                          Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                          Wrap all my things in aluminum
                          Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                          Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                          Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                          Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                            WOO ITS MY BDAY 20!!!!!1 a tease age........weak!!!!!!!

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                              Enjoy it man.



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                                Originally posted by grantlacey11 View Post


                                after a long night of caribou lous. good times!
                                I can never get caribou lou to taste right. Idk.

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