The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Northern]

went to new bar/restaurant opening, was ok.

chicken shawarma is probably the best food ever. Currently ranking in front of donair...

http://themanatee.net/last-known-wild-donair-dies-in-nb-nature-preserve/

Goodnight sweet price.

[Northern]

Dick jokes are the best jokes.
Somehow my phone screen broke.

[Herr Faust Schinken]

i just drank about 3/4 of this http://www.thebruery.com/beer/mischi...ory=year-round

trans out 8.4 percent is not to fucked with 4

[M42Power]

Got hammered.
Listened to this way too much.



Got feels.

Shit sucks.

[thatphysicsguy]

man I am way more hammered than i expected to be tonight. I gotta get my E30 running tomorrow so I can take this chick on a date. Grant me strength, rev that I may restore life to my car and pull tail with it! :bow:

[15Michaeljoseph]

fuck man 9:34 Happy birthday


--Mike

[15Michaeljoseph]

nothing lizk the time i woe up withj a zwastica on my bicep


--Mike

[susej1981]

browsing r3v drunk with my friends, too many shots were had tonight and we're led to believe that the FBI/SWAT team/entire police department are circling my house right now.

[Swanny]

https://vimeo.com/121138789

[lambo]

Bumping some you while drinking a lagunitas r/n things could be worse

Lagunitas is daaaaammmnnnnn good

[MF DOOM]

Bumping some you while drinking a lagunitas r/n things could be worse

Had to wait till tongith to reply to this to say, yes...

But srsly, you should be jammin some de la soul. De la > me......

[thatphysicsguy]

Alternating between playing skate 2 and watching Sunny. What a liffe.

Bumping some you while drinking a lagunitas r/n things could be worse

[MF DOOM]

Alternating between playing skate 2 and watching Sunny. What a liffe.

[Exodus_2pt0]

"to get this POST right." fuck me can't win when drunk.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Jager with a free t-shirt? Color me sold!

Last time I fell for it, they gave me an XS that I ended up giving to my brother-in-law's girlfriend.

This time, XL. Suck it bitches, MINE!

Fuck me the bottle is almost empty, and I don't drink too often so I'm hammered now. And, I've used the backspace key about 100 times to get this thread right.