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  • JGood
    R3V OG
    • Jan 2004
    • 7959

    #721
    Originally posted by imsotyerred
    i got drnk and cheated on my girlfriend last night...

    that was a good bj
    asshole

    hope she finds out and kicks your ass to the curb
    85 325e m60b44 6 speed / 89 535i
    e30 restoration and V8 swap
    24 Hours of Lemons e30 build

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    • mtechnik
      R3V OG
      • May 2006
      • 6156

      #722
      Zaaaaaaaatarain's.



      -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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      • mtechnik
        R3V OG
        • May 2006
        • 6156

        #723
        Qwerty



        -> Afficionados join the M-technic I club

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        • CleanAzzE30z
          R3V OG
          • Jan 2004
          • 11794

          #724
          dude Im drunk!!! And its everything I expected it to be.

          Mariano


          2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
          1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
          1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

          -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

          -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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          • permit
            No R3VLimiter
            • Mar 2005
            • 3363

            #725
            That's weird, I somehow forgot to post when we did Edward 40hands last week. Killed the two 40s in ~45mins and then played beer pong where I downed another 10 beers....that's about all I remember.

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            • 325Projectz
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jan 2005
              • 1956

              #726
              Originally posted by bwanac
              haha where do i begin... that right... waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

              you think harp is rugged? shit. i cant even comment.
              Hahahahahahahahm didn't even remember posting this.

              Harp is rugged if you baby sit your beer, like I did that night (I know, I apologize to the beer gods). IT IS HORRIBLE WARM!
              91 m3

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              • Fidhle007
                I can fly, motherfucker
                • Oct 2005
                • 7209

                #727
                A Bottle of Drambuie juts kicked my assss, yeah...
                '89 325is S50 Track Montser
                '04 X5 Daily/Tow Vehicle

                http://www.avarestoration.com

                http://www.myspace.com/brendanfiddle


                Click here if you want to be my zombie slave...

                http://www.youtube.com/user/Fidhle007

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                • Jscotty
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 2285

                  #728
                  Ever notice that when you are typing in the reply box, every third cursor blink is a little longer than the other two?

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                  • b*saint
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • May 2006
                    • 3794

                    #729
                    I lost my girlfriend because I called her drunk in Jan. I donteven remember what I said haha. Blabbermiffer is awesome.
                    Ma che cazzo state dicendo? :|

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                    • permit
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 3363

                      #730
                      Is finishing a bottle of Jäger in four hours a bad thing? Because...

                      That. Just. Happened.

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                      • CleanAzzE30z
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11794

                        #731
                        Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.


                        2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                        1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                        1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                        -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                        -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                        • bimmer8604
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 3017

                          #732
                          Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                          Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.
                          its because your a drunk. with a life. emphasis on having a life.

                          Damn i cant wait to get hammered at the pool again............................................. .....................

                          Im working on getting Das Boot from my German Instructor at STEP. Imagine the fun of drinking out of a BOOT!?!
                          1988 M3, 97 840, 99 XJ
                          DILLIGAF

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                          • Charlie
                            kid tested, administrator approved
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 6686

                            #733
                            Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                            Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.


                            Ouch, let someone else take the crown, King. :drink:

                            -Charlie
                            Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                            '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                            FYYFF

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                            • T3rd Ferguson
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 3076

                              #734
                              i have like, two words for ya'll

                              FUCKIN DRUNK

                              1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                              1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                              1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                              1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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                              • T3rd Ferguson
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 3076

                                #735
                                im so keeping it real. PBR = gangstarr mothafuckazz
                                1989 Bronzit 325ia- Sold
                                1986 Diamondschwarz Grey Market 325i Sport Mtech 1- Parted out
                                1988 Delphin 327i- Sold
                                1995 Cosmos M3- Current

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