The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[JGood]

i got drnk and cheated on my girlfriend last night...

that was a good bj

asshole

hope she finds out and kicks your ass to the curb

[mtechnik]

Zaaaaaaaatarain's.

[mtechnik]

Qwerty

[CleanAzzE30z]

dude Im drunk!!! And its everything I expected it to be.

Mariano

[permit]

That's weird, I somehow forgot to post when we did Edward 40hands last week. Killed the two 40s in ~45mins and then played beer pong where I downed another 10 beers....that's about all I remember.

[325Projectz]

haha where do i begin... that right... waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

you think harp is rugged? shit. i cant even comment.

Hahahahahahahahm didn't even remember posting this.

Harp is rugged if you baby sit your beer, like I did that night (I know, I apologize to the beer gods). IT IS HORRIBLE WARM!

[Fidhle007]

A Bottle of Drambuie juts kicked my assss, yeah...

[Jscotty]

Ever notice that when you are typing in the reply box, every third cursor blink is a little longer than the other two?

[b*saint]

I lost my girlfriend because I called her drunk in Jan. I donteven remember what I said haha. Blabbermiffer is awesome.

[permit]

Is finishing a bottle of Jäger in four hours a bad thing? Because...

That. Just. Happened.

[CleanAzzE30z]

Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.

[bimmer8604]

Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.

its because your a drunk. with a life. emphasis on having a life.

Damn i cant wait to get hammered at the pool again............................................. .....................

Im working on getting Das Boot from my German Instructor at STEP. Imagine the fun of drinking out of a BOOT!?!

[Charlie]

Ill try and post some pics tonight. I get fucked up very regularly. Im surprised Im not the undisputed king r0x0rz of this thread.

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=83669

Ouch, let someone else take the crown, King. :drink:

-Charlie

[T3rd Ferguson]

i have like, two words for ya'll

FUCKIN DRUNK

[T3rd Ferguson]

im so keeping it real. PBR = gangstarr mothafuckazz