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tipsy and slanging multi Steel Reserve 40 oz's. three down thus far, birthday beer to the rescue. typing well, time to walk to the store and grab a few more 40'z. And yeah, what's with the cool whip cracker eating woman?
So here's the basic version of how last night went for me. Me and my buddy Tom were at a concert in a local bar. Things are going pretty well, there's some hot girls and I'm making some progress with one. Unfortunately, her DUFF's (designated Ugly Fat Friends) decide it's time to go, so she leaves and me, my buddy Tom, and my buddy Jeff go back to enjoying the music.
Then, Tom gets a text from this girl Kayla, who's blonde and Australian but that's about all she has going for her, asking if he's downtown and want to hang out. He hands the phone to me, and I text back "only if you bring a friend".
Soo, she shows up. With a friend. The kind of friend girls bring to make themselves look better. I'm a big guy (6', 220 lbs) and her friend is twice as wide as I am. She's got a hot British accent, gorgeous brunette hair, etc but she's fuckin twice as big as me. So, the concert ends and the girls invite us back to their place (Jeff peaced out, wisely) and Tom goes "dude, please man, you gotta help me out". He's drunk, and I want to help my buddy get laid, so I agree.
We take a taxi back to their place.. which is like a summer-camp sort of thing for foreign exchange students in this program they're all in. It's in the middle of the forest, we have to drive down 2 miles of dirt road to get there and I can't see around this fat chick crushing my lap to see where we are.
It's getting late and we're getting sober, and this is seeming like a worse and worse idea. finally the girls go take a smoke break, and the last one who was keeping an eye on us goes to the bathroom. My buddy and I look at each other and I say "dude, let's get of here. If we don't leave now, we're not gonna get a chance" so we both take off and sprint through the woods away from their compound, no idea where we are, no money, and no car, and we have to be back for something the next morning.
We walk/run for an hour and a half through the forest and along a highway, talking to my friend who's not supposed to be driving (Academy rules) and has no idea where he's going and trying to get him to meet us, who have a very vague idea of where we are. Finally, after some help from another friend at school and Google Maps, he picks us up at 4 am. We go to a diner, laugh about it and clean off the cuts we got from running through the forest without a light, and the DUFF's from the first girl of the night are in the diner. They walk out and give me this "You bastard stay the fuck away from our better looking friend because we're jealous of the attention she gets" look. So, we eat, my buddy passes out at the booth, then I get back to sleep at 6 am, to wake up in 4 hours and be sharp.
Alright. Wicked. I found the thread. So I just finished my last exam and decided to get wasted at 2:30 on a tuesday afternoon with a few buddies from school. I just got home about a half hour ago (4:30) and I tried to play some Gran Turismo but I keep running into walls. Don't drink and drive people!
I have beef with cops. Have you ever met any cops that are great? Like cops who turned out to be really great people, like win the Nobel Prize or something. Never. It's a fallacy. Anyway that's my rant and let me take a few hours to edit this crap for speeling and grammmatical errors.
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