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    Yeahayeahayehahyahayahayahayah!!!!!!!!!!!


    Haha!

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      Originally posted by Maluco View Post
      Yeahayeahayehahyahayahayahayah!!!!!!!!!!!


      Haha!
      I concur.

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        Boy, 6, treated for alcoholism...

        uh... wowhow!

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          Originally posted by Maluco View Post
          Boy, 6, treated for alcoholism...

          uh... wowhow!

          http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1020940.ece
          Speaking of Stella Artois, I have a few to drink.....

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            Originally posted by permit View Post
            Speaking of Stella Artois, I have a few to drink.....
            Your avatar is worse than mine!

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              Originally posted by Larry e30 View Post
              Your avatar is worse than mine!
              I never got his avatar


              Mariano


              2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
              1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
              1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

              -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

              -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z View Post
                I never got his avatar


                Mariano
                Fat girl eating something fat and gross, what's there not to get?

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                  Man!! Thats what I thought!!! I overthink things but thats what I found funny about it. OK cool.


                  Mariano


                  2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                  1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                  1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                  -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                  -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                    it's disturbing... that's what I always got.

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                      tipsy and slanging multi Steel Reserve 40 oz's. three down thus far, birthday beer to the rescue. typing well, time to walk to the store and grab a few more 40'z. And yeah, what's with the cool whip cracker eating woman?

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                        yah ACDC and beers at 643am to pregame the barsssss

                        10am, only one floor of 3 of one of Purdue's many campus bars - where the engineers are on Saturdays of game days / grand prix





                        CAN YOU FIND WALDO?
                        Last edited by rwh11385; 04-20-2008, 08:18 AM.

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                          So here's the basic version of how last night went for me. Me and my buddy Tom were at a concert in a local bar. Things are going pretty well, there's some hot girls and I'm making some progress with one. Unfortunately, her DUFF's (designated Ugly Fat Friends) decide it's time to go, so she leaves and me, my buddy Tom, and my buddy Jeff go back to enjoying the music.

                          Then, Tom gets a text from this girl Kayla, who's blonde and Australian but that's about all she has going for her, asking if he's downtown and want to hang out. He hands the phone to me, and I text back "only if you bring a friend".

                          Soo, she shows up. With a friend. The kind of friend girls bring to make themselves look better. I'm a big guy (6', 220 lbs) and her friend is twice as wide as I am. She's got a hot British accent, gorgeous brunette hair, etc but she's fuckin twice as big as me. So, the concert ends and the girls invite us back to their place (Jeff peaced out, wisely) and Tom goes "dude, please man, you gotta help me out". He's drunk, and I want to help my buddy get laid, so I agree.

                          We take a taxi back to their place.. which is like a summer-camp sort of thing for foreign exchange students in this program they're all in. It's in the middle of the forest, we have to drive down 2 miles of dirt road to get there and I can't see around this fat chick crushing my lap to see where we are.

                          It's getting late and we're getting sober, and this is seeming like a worse and worse idea. finally the girls go take a smoke break, and the last one who was keeping an eye on us goes to the bathroom. My buddy and I look at each other and I say "dude, let's get of here. If we don't leave now, we're not gonna get a chance" so we both take off and sprint through the woods away from their compound, no idea where we are, no money, and no car, and we have to be back for something the next morning.

                          We walk/run for an hour and a half through the forest and along a highway, talking to my friend who's not supposed to be driving (Academy rules) and has no idea where he's going and trying to get him to meet us, who have a very vague idea of where we are. Finally, after some help from another friend at school and Google Maps, he picks us up at 4 am. We go to a diner, laugh about it and clean off the cuts we got from running through the forest without a light, and the DUFF's from the first girl of the night are in the diner. They walk out and give me this "You bastard stay the fuck away from our better looking friend because we're jealous of the attention she gets" look. So, we eat, my buddy passes out at the booth, then I get back to sleep at 6 am, to wake up in 4 hours and be sharp.

                          Fuck.
                          Me.
                          sigpic89 M3

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                            Classic situation. Fucking cockblockers.


                            Mariano


                            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                              Alright. Wicked. I found the thread. So I just finished my last exam and decided to get wasted at 2:30 on a tuesday afternoon with a few buddies from school. I just got home about a half hour ago (4:30) and I tried to play some Gran Turismo but I keep running into walls. Don't drink and drive people!

                              I have beef with cops. Have you ever met any cops that are great? Like cops who turned out to be really great people, like win the Nobel Prize or something. Never. It's a fallacy. Anyway that's my rant and let me take a few hours to edit this crap for speeling and grammmatical errors.

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                                Wow. Disregard that last part. You guys are doing a great job out there. Keep up the good work.

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